Dopey Kamala Harris is so stupid. California spends $23 billion per year on illegal immigration, twice as much as any other state. If you are a legal resident of United States that came here legally then you should be upset with the idea of subsidizing people to come here illegally. Melania is a very beautiful lady, some would say the most beautiful first lady of all time! Wow, big praise. Thanks!
Wow, Todd makes BIG save for his Valentine’s Day idiocy by scheduling stupid and useless cooking class just so Girl can take instagrams for $300. Too bad Liddle’ Adam Schiff, the leakin’ monster of no control, couldn’t make a save like this sooner. At least he is now blaming the Obama Administration for Russian meddling in the 2016 Election. Finally right about something. Obama was President, knew of the threat, and did nothing. Thank you Adam!…Now, Fake News Will is trying to fool PGP readers with this Claire character. Trump has never been fooled before in his life. Or maybe Todd is in such a daze during class he doesn’t even realize it’s our favorite damsel from Derby! Would be big surprise for Todd next week. Just like it must have been a big surprise for Crooked Hillary when it came out that the Christopher Steele dossier was a complete FRAUD. Investigate!
Clueless Todd deserves ZERO sympathy for this one – walked right into trap. Just liked stupid Mark Warner walked right into trap and was caught having extensive contact with a lobbyist for a Russian oligarch. Warner did not want a “paper trail” on a “private” meeting (in London) he requested with Steele of fraudulent Dossier fame. All tied into Crooked Hillary. BAD!..Thinking high maintenance Girl would be OK with doing nothing for Valentine’s Day even after engagement and big birthday. What is he thinking? I would never call Todd “a total moron or a complete dummy!” But oh well, I try so hard to be nice to him, maybe someday that will happen.
Trump was out last week for TGDAG due to being too busy WINNING for the American people after my historic #SOTU address. No Apologies! Thank you for all of the nice compliments and reviews on the speech. 45.6 million people watched, the highest number in history. Delivered from the heart!…Now Girl is acting very sneaky planning her birthday bar crawl thinking she can get away for FREE and help Todd get all the #Points while insulting all her friends in the email – very dishonest behavior. John will see right through the scheme. Just like Trump sees right through Little Adam Schiff who is desperate to run for high office and is one of the biggest liars and leakers in Washington, right up there with Comey, Warner, Brennan and Clapper!…Tiny Adam leaves closed committee hearings to illegally leak confidential information. Him and Girl must be stopped! Because she is planning this party bus with reckless abandon. Hoping to get everyone drunk and pour champagne faster than illegal aliens (and massive inflow of drugs) are pouring over are southern borders from chain migration and the outdated visa lottery. This type of plan could hurt the security of the entire group!…At least Todd has enough money to pay of all of Girl’s expenses thanks to the historic TAX CUTS that I signed into law, your paychecks are going way UP, your taxes are going way DOWN, and America is once again OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
The very annoying Caroline is irritated that she has to pretend to gush over Girl’s ring and engagement in Paris when she was the one that kept prodding Todd to make it happen in the first place. She reminds me of Cryin’ Chuck Schumer who contradicts himself on daily basis. Chuck ‘Squidward’ Schumer fully understands, especially after his recent humiliating defeat in Senate, that if there is no Wall then there is no DACA. We MUST have safety and security together with a strong Military, for our great people! Even Crazy Jim Acosta of Fake News CNN agrees: “Trump World and WH sources dancing in end zone: Trump wins again…Schumer and Dems caved…gambled and lost.” Thank you for your honesty Jim!…Now crazy Girl is thinking about destination wedding instead of being grateful that her dad could have it at very nice country club. About as ungrateful as the Democrats who refuse to believe record setting economic news is because of Trump. Caroline and Katie should seem so sour –
it’s perfect week for all women across the country to march. Get out there now to celebrate the historic milestones and unprecedented economic success and wealth creation that has taken place over the last 12 months. Lowest female unemployment in 18 years!
Dammit Kate, you’re too dopey to realize this is PGP not twitter where you have more than 140 characters…And Trump has 280 characters on twitter to write magnificent tweets. Some would say the best tweets people have ever seen. Twitter should be thanking Trump for saving their stock price from plummeting. Thanks!
After an entire month of dealing with Little Rocket Man and his tiny Korean missiles, Sneaky Dianne Feinstein who has totally disgraced herself with false statements of collusion between Trump/Russia (hoax is dead), wacko Elizabeth Warren who pretends to be Navajo for political gain, no trust Dicky Durbin who blew DACA and is hurting our military, evil Democrats who seem intent on risking thousands of American lives by having people and drugs pour into our country from the Southern Border, Sloppy Steve Bannon who lies to the media and cried to me when he got fired begging for his job back like a dog then was dumped by Breitbart, and last but not least the lying FAKE news main stream biased liberal media that loves Michael Wolff who is a total loser and made up stories in order to sell really boring and untruthful book but refuses to cover GREAT and record setting economic news of the last two decades –Trump is now finally ready to turn his attention back to his favorite agitator of all: GIRL … Look at the way she mad lightweight Todd stand there like dopey Chris Christie behind me on stage and take pictures over and over after getting her #RING and then gets cold feet and deletes instagram because she is too dumb to realize the time difference. She has about as much awareness as failed Senator Jeff Flake(y) who thought opposing Trump would be smart for political career. WRONG! Now Todd is questioning all his life decisions. You break it you bought it. We need a merit based system – NO more dangerous Lottery!
Wow! Lot of people would say some of your BEST writing, Duda. Sounded a lot like Dillon here. Would be Big Win for PGP to have a Duda mailbag as well. Submit NOW!
Congratulations to Girl on a hard fought victory. The jabbing and prodding of Todd’s friends over the course of the campaign played a very big factor, but a win is a win. Despite all the false accusations and fabricated stories from commentators who say they didn’t want this to happen, I say they are FAKE NEWS! Confidence in TGDAG is at an All-Time High, along with a Record Margins comment section. The people of PGP are Great, and the now Todd will have another shot at redemption in a very short period of time. People. It never ends! Bring on the Bachelor PARTY!
Girl has gone completely off the rails. She’s spending like reckless House Democrats to ensure that trip would all be a complete waste to Todd if he didn’t propose by the end. Almost as sneaky behavior as Crooked Hillary. Hurting Todd’s bank account worse than all of the poor people who lost money when the Stock Market went down 350 points based on the False and Dishonest reporting about your favorite President (me) from Brian Ross of @ABC News who was creating lies and fake news reports on Russia story (he has been suspended). Greatest Witch Hunt in U.S. political history. Maybe the people should consider hiring a lawyer and suing ABC for the damages his bad reporting has caused – many many millions of dollars LOST!……But have no fear, look at your 401-k’s since Election. Trump tax cuts mean highest Stock Market EVER! Jobs are roaring back!…& so much more. No thanks to Pelosi/Schumer (Would be HUGE mistake to vote in their Liberal Puppet Jones to office in Alabama. Would hurt our great Republican Agenda of low on taxes, tough on crime, strong on military and borders). Unfortunately, all of Trump’s WINNING might not be enough to save Todd. Squeezing every last dollar from his bank account worse than Obamacare victims experienced with their Healthcare policies. Individual mandate repealed and now GONE! You’re welcome! #MAGA
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Dopey Kamala Harris is so stupid. California spends $23 billion per year on illegal immigration, twice as much as any other state. If you are a legal resident of United States that came here legally then you should be upset with the idea of subsidizing people to come here illegally. Melania is a very beautiful lady, some would say the most beautiful first lady of all time! Wow, big praise. Thanks!
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69ing is Trump’s favorite sex position and I like to start my days at 5:00am every morning doing it with Melania
Wow, Todd makes BIG save for his Valentine’s Day idiocy by scheduling stupid and useless cooking class just so Girl can take instagrams for $300. Too bad Liddle’ Adam Schiff, the leakin’ monster of no control, couldn’t make a save like this sooner. At least he is now blaming the Obama Administration for Russian meddling in the 2016 Election. Finally right about something. Obama was President, knew of the threat, and did nothing. Thank you Adam!…Now, Fake News Will is trying to fool PGP readers with this Claire character. Trump has never been fooled before in his life. Or maybe Todd is in such a daze during class he doesn’t even realize it’s our favorite damsel from Derby! Would be big surprise for Todd next week. Just like it must have been a big surprise for Crooked Hillary when it came out that the Christopher Steele dossier was a complete FRAUD. Investigate!
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Run up then
Clueless Todd deserves ZERO sympathy for this one – walked right into trap. Just liked stupid Mark Warner walked right into trap and was caught having extensive contact with a lobbyist for a Russian oligarch. Warner did not want a “paper trail” on a “private” meeting (in London) he requested with Steele of fraudulent Dossier fame. All tied into Crooked Hillary. BAD!..Thinking high maintenance Girl would be OK with doing nothing for Valentine’s Day even after engagement and big birthday. What is he thinking? I would never call Todd “a total moron or a complete dummy!” But oh well, I try so hard to be nice to him, maybe someday that will happen.
Little Wes feels the need to spell check you’re President in the comments. A great homer.
Trump was out last week for TGDAG due to being too busy WINNING for the American people after my historic #SOTU address. No Apologies! Thank you for all of the nice compliments and reviews on the speech. 45.6 million people watched, the highest number in history. Delivered from the heart!…Now Girl is acting very sneaky planning her birthday bar crawl thinking she can get away for FREE and help Todd get all the #Points while insulting all her friends in the email – very dishonest behavior. John will see right through the scheme. Just like Trump sees right through Little Adam Schiff who is desperate to run for high office and is one of the biggest liars and leakers in Washington, right up there with Comey, Warner, Brennan and Clapper!…Tiny Adam leaves closed committee hearings to illegally leak confidential information. Him and Girl must be stopped! Because she is planning this party bus with reckless abandon. Hoping to get everyone drunk and pour champagne faster than illegal aliens (and massive inflow of drugs) are pouring over are southern borders from chain migration and the outdated visa lottery. This type of plan could hurt the security of the entire group!…At least Todd has enough money to pay of all of Girl’s expenses thanks to the historic TAX CUTS that I signed into law, your paychecks are going way UP, your taxes are going way DOWN, and America is once again OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
The very annoying Caroline is irritated that she has to pretend to gush over Girl’s ring and engagement in Paris when she was the one that kept prodding Todd to make it happen in the first place. She reminds me of Cryin’ Chuck Schumer who contradicts himself on daily basis. Chuck ‘Squidward’ Schumer fully understands, especially after his recent humiliating defeat in Senate, that if there is no Wall then there is no DACA. We MUST have safety and security together with a strong Military, for our great people! Even Crazy Jim Acosta of Fake News CNN agrees: “Trump World and WH sources dancing in end zone: Trump wins again…Schumer and Dems caved…gambled and lost.” Thank you for your honesty Jim!…Now crazy Girl is thinking about destination wedding instead of being grateful that her dad could have it at very nice country club. About as ungrateful as the Democrats who refuse to believe record setting economic news is because of Trump. Caroline and Katie should seem so sour –
it’s perfect week for all women across the country to march. Get out there now to celebrate the historic milestones and unprecedented economic success and wealth creation that has taken place over the last 12 months. Lowest female unemployment in 18 years!
Cause you and will some broke boys
Dammit Kate, you’re too dopey to realize this is PGP not twitter where you have more than 140 characters…And Trump has 280 characters on twitter to write magnificent tweets. Some would say the best tweets people have ever seen. Twitter should be thanking Trump for saving their stock price from plummeting. Thanks!
After an entire month of dealing with Little Rocket Man and his tiny Korean missiles, Sneaky Dianne Feinstein who has totally disgraced herself with false statements of collusion between Trump/Russia (hoax is dead), wacko Elizabeth Warren who pretends to be Navajo for political gain, no trust Dicky Durbin who blew DACA and is hurting our military, evil Democrats who seem intent on risking thousands of American lives by having people and drugs pour into our country from the Southern Border, Sloppy Steve Bannon who lies to the media and cried to me when he got fired begging for his job back like a dog then was dumped by Breitbart, and last but not least the lying FAKE news main stream biased liberal media that loves Michael Wolff who is a total loser and made up stories in order to sell really boring and untruthful book but refuses to cover GREAT and record setting economic news of the last two decades –Trump is now finally ready to turn his attention back to his favorite agitator of all: GIRL … Look at the way she mad lightweight Todd stand there like dopey Chris Christie behind me on stage and take pictures over and over after getting her #RING and then gets cold feet and deletes instagram because she is too dumb to realize the time difference. She has about as much awareness as failed Senator Jeff Flake(y) who thought opposing Trump would be smart for political career. WRONG! Now Todd is questioning all his life decisions. You break it you bought it. We need a merit based system – NO more dangerous Lottery!
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Hah! It’s almost 2018, people! Broke boy Jake still uses an aux cord.
Wow! Lot of people would say some of your BEST writing, Duda. Sounded a lot like Dillon here. Would be Big Win for PGP to have a Duda mailbag as well. Submit NOW!
Congratulations to Girl on a hard fought victory. The jabbing and prodding of Todd’s friends over the course of the campaign played a very big factor, but a win is a win. Despite all the false accusations and fabricated stories from commentators who say they didn’t want this to happen, I say they are FAKE NEWS! Confidence in TGDAG is at an All-Time High, along with a Record Margins comment section. The people of PGP are Great, and the now Todd will have another shot at redemption in a very short period of time. People. It never ends! Bring on the Bachelor PARTY!
This story gives Trump more crippling anxiety than Roy Moore losing the Republican’s a Senate seat last night
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Girl has gone completely off the rails. She’s spending like reckless House Democrats to ensure that trip would all be a complete waste to Todd if he didn’t propose by the end. Almost as sneaky behavior as Crooked Hillary. Hurting Todd’s bank account worse than all of the poor people who lost money when the Stock Market went down 350 points based on the False and Dishonest reporting about your favorite President (me) from Brian Ross of @ABC News who was creating lies and fake news reports on Russia story (he has been suspended). Greatest Witch Hunt in U.S. political history. Maybe the people should consider hiring a lawyer and suing ABC for the damages his bad reporting has caused – many many millions of dollars LOST!……But have no fear, look at your 401-k’s since Election. Trump tax cuts mean highest Stock Market EVER! Jobs are roaring back!…& so much more. No thanks to Pelosi/Schumer (Would be HUGE mistake to vote in their Liberal Puppet Jones to office in Alabama. Would hurt our great Republican Agenda of low on taxes, tough on crime, strong on military and borders). Unfortunately, all of Trump’s WINNING might not be enough to save Todd. Squeezing every last dollar from his bank account worse than Obamacare victims experienced with their Healthcare policies. Individual mandate repealed and now GONE! You’re welcome! #MAGA