Fire alarm went off seconds after settling into my favorite stall.

One of my few sane coworkers gave her two weeks today. I’m like, “please don’t leave me here with all these assholes”. PGP.

We’re getting a Chick Fil A a block from my office. I haven’t been this excited since we got a new copier last month. This is my life now.

Buying pedialyte in anticipation of tomorrow morning. PGP.