The only thing a guy needs to do to impress a girl who’s worth a damn is to be someone she can respect. That’s it. This goes both ways…women who aren’t respectable shouldn’t be surprised when they get treated like a piece of ass.
This seems like more of a “How to Get Laid…” tailored specifically to the author (who apparently doesn’t know what chivalry is). I would combat a gentleman’s Anchorman quote with another Anchorman quote.
Opelika, AL. More expensive than where I’m coming from – Rome, Ga. I paid $450 including utilities. I could get into a studio around AU for that much but I’m spoiled and don’t like people enough to be in the middle of town.
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Now I hate her even more.
We had Chick-fil-a Tuesdays…until the peanut allergy girl RUINED IT.
Also enjoyed the Disney Dicks…
Relatable. Headlines are too funny, loved it.
Sweet grandmother’s spatula!
The only thing a guy needs to do to impress a girl who’s worth a damn is to be someone she can respect. That’s it. This goes both ways…women who aren’t respectable shouldn’t be surprised when they get treated like a piece of ass.
This seems like more of a “How to Get Laid…” tailored specifically to the author (who apparently doesn’t know what chivalry is). I would combat a gentleman’s Anchorman quote with another Anchorman quote.
You’re nothing but a dirty pirate hooker.
Those just add water miso soup packets…that have less nutritional value than a pop tart. Mmm…
Opelika, AL. More expensive than where I’m coming from – Rome, Ga. I paid $450 including utilities. I could get into a studio around AU for that much but I’m spoiled and don’t like people enough to be in the middle of town.
Standard 1br/1ba : $500/mo
Upgraded 1br/1ba: $550/mo
“What’s included in an upgrade”, I asked.
“We repaint everything, and the appliances are nicer.”
Unless I have full ownership of the walls and appliances by the time my two year lease is up – kindly go fuck yourself.