She’s the Taylor Swift of Grandex & Thought Catalog. She just dates guys to write about it. Except instead of multi-platinum singles, we get think pieces to mercilessly tear apart.
In 2002, we were staying at the Portofino Bay Hotel at Universal Studios. KR was there too. My sister and his son were playing together in the pool, and my father ended up hanging out with him all afternoon, having no idea who he was. I walk out, there’s my dad casually sitting at a table having beers with Kid Rock. When I later explained who he was, my dad was just like, “well, that explains the kids asking for autographs. Figured he was famous, just didn’t know why.”
If I were to go drinking with any Grandex writer, it’d definitely be Will. Surprisingly, second choice would be Bacon. Kendra would be in last place by far.
I get the feeling it’s going to be another 2011-12. Shit in the league, great elsewhere. I just hope Roman doesn’t go back to his old impatient ways. I want Mourinho around for a good long while this time
Just set my wedding date. We seriously considered eloping to avoid all this shit. Nothing more awkward than your bride to be’s parents asking you about kids. Think about it, what they’re technically asking is, are you going to be fucking our daughter on a schedule any time soon?
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Based on the multiple Phillies & Eagles references I’d assume somewhere in that metro area is a safe assumption.
She’s the Taylor Swift of Grandex & Thought Catalog. She just dates guys to write about it. Except instead of multi-platinum singles, we get think pieces to mercilessly tear apart.
OMG, you’re in a band!?!? – Kendra…probably.
I don’t think I’ve ever been able to relate to something I’ve read on the internet more than this. Nice job.
A vagina is a lot like a hot dog. If I knew what was really in it, I wouldn’t eat it.
In 2002, we were staying at the Portofino Bay Hotel at Universal Studios. KR was there too. My sister and his son were playing together in the pool, and my father ended up hanging out with him all afternoon, having no idea who he was. I walk out, there’s my dad casually sitting at a table having beers with Kid Rock. When I later explained who he was, my dad was just like, “well, that explains the kids asking for autographs. Figured he was famous, just didn’t know why.”
I can’t stop laughing at this.
So, Fail Friday is on PGP today? That’s an interesting route.
I’m going with Shibbs on this one
Do gin & tonics work as well as vodka soda, because I genuinely hate vodka
Incest fetish… TJoeDirtM
If I were to go drinking with any Grandex writer, it’d definitely be Will. Surprisingly, second choice would be Bacon. Kendra would be in last place by far.
New Zealand national rugby squad. International rugby is bigger than club rugby so the international teams all have commonly used nicknames too.
I get the feeling it’s going to be another 2011-12. Shit in the league, great elsewhere. I just hope Roman doesn’t go back to his old impatient ways. I want Mourinho around for a good long while this time
Spent the latter part of yesterday with Chelsea-Tel Aviv streaming on my phone. Looking down every 10 seconds or so.
Just set my wedding date. We seriously considered eloping to avoid all this shit. Nothing more awkward than your bride to be’s parents asking you about kids. Think about it, what they’re technically asking is, are you going to be fucking our daughter on a schedule any time soon?
I just bought a Power Ball (PGP). I respect the hell out of this.
TFM
No ButtStuff?
As a Mets fan, sorry not sorry