I’m going to sound really basic here but I’m addicted to barre. It really works if you do it several times a week and you’ll work muscles you never knew you had.
Same, except for me it was that laughably horrible Mary Kate and Ashley movie, Our Lips Are Sealed. I really don’t feel any burning desire to ever visit Australia now that I realize how many fucking horrific creatures inhabit it.
I don’t even know…usually if I’m coming straight from work or driving then it isn’t really an option so clearly I need to go on new dates and change my strategy.
Yes, exactly. If I swiped right and somehow we make it past the annoying small talk to go on a date, then I’ve definitely considered the prospect of “things getting down”.
I’ve had a brand new winter coat stolen from the bar because I was stupid enough to stash it away somewhere hidden, so now I’m hesitant to ever wear any nice coat or jacket out again. That being said it all depends on the type of bar we are going to. If I’m going to be dancing later on in the night then I’d rather wear a leather jacket that’ll be less cumbersome than a full-on parka.
Agreed. 90% of the time I’m at the gym I’m trying to avoid people and eye contact because I’m at my least attractive, but if I happen to make eye contact with you then I’m probably interested so go for it.
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I’m going to sound really basic here but I’m addicted to barre. It really works if you do it several times a week and you’ll work muscles you never knew you had.
You’d think that with the popularity of Reese’s, more people would be into Tagalongs. A damn shame.
This….is revolutionary. Thank you for this genius idea.
The video of the snail eating its fish prey was one of the more repulsive things I’ve seen. Fuck that snail.
Same, except for me it was that laughably horrible Mary Kate and Ashley movie, Our Lips Are Sealed. I really don’t feel any burning desire to ever visit Australia now that I realize how many fucking horrific creatures inhabit it.
Easier said than done, but I’ll give it a try, thanks!
I don’t even know…usually if I’m coming straight from work or driving then it isn’t really an option so clearly I need to go on new dates and change my strategy.
I think this is my problem, I always show up to dates sober…
Yes, exactly. If I swiped right and somehow we make it past the annoying small talk to go on a date, then I’ve definitely considered the prospect of “things getting down”.
Mine’s still up in my apartment but my parents took theirs down despite my protests, ugh.
Really appreciate the guy with the Christmas tree still up. Soothing AF
I’ve had a brand new winter coat stolen from the bar because I was stupid enough to stash it away somewhere hidden, so now I’m hesitant to ever wear any nice coat or jacket out again. That being said it all depends on the type of bar we are going to. If I’m going to be dancing later on in the night then I’d rather wear a leather jacket that’ll be less cumbersome than a full-on parka.
I’ve seen and met plenty of bros and yuppies on U street. It’s def not just for hipsters these days
A nice chicken dinner at my parent’s house because I’m poor. PGP
Never stop trying, even if your username checks out.
Which results in not even caring about your record-breaking dry spell. PGP.
Agreed. 90% of the time I’m at the gym I’m trying to avoid people and eye contact because I’m at my least attractive, but if I happen to make eye contact with you then I’m probably interested so go for it.
This might be one of the most hilarious and random things I’ve read on this site. *slow claps*
Thank you. Sup?
Also, it’s like no offense but I really don’t want your hand germs on me, I’m trying to eat in peace.