Pretty much the only thing that gets my ass out of bed at 5:30 am is group fitness classes, especially if they’re classes I’ve had to sign up for ahead of time online. I also like having someone to tell me what to do, otherwise I feel directionless in a gym. But yeah, even still I pretty much hate working out.
I’ve come to really embrace my baby face lately. I didn’t realize the perks of the innocent vibe until you mentioned it, and I think it’s saved my ass in more than one situation.
Normally I love drunk food but I’d probably say I’d draw the line at anything after say, a small slice of pizza or a few chicken wings. It’s not so much that I care what the guy thinks I look like but mentally it messes with me if I feel gross. Anyways, I’d rather go in on some food afterwards.
I’ve successfully avoided using the dog filter this whole time because it’s widely assumed to be basic, overdone, and stupid. So now I’ve gotta start sending out dog faces if I want to get any action?
“it’s the concept of adapting parts of your life to fit the agenda and personality of another separate individual”…exactly, I just can’t do that right now.
“I know why girls like this app. It’s a game. And girls like to play games.” Ok dude, way to come off as a wet blanket right off the bat. I’m sure girls will love that.
Of *course* eharmony says something like “you can always drink on your honeymoon”. What’s the point of one drink? That’s just not gonna cut it on a first date when nerves are high.
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Pretty much the only thing that gets my ass out of bed at 5:30 am is group fitness classes, especially if they’re classes I’ve had to sign up for ahead of time online. I also like having someone to tell me what to do, otherwise I feel directionless in a gym. But yeah, even still I pretty much hate working out.
I can’t un-see that mental image now in my head.
How could she have a Victoria’s Secret ass? She apparently never actually works out in her Nikes so I’m gonna assume she’s skinny fat.
Same. I’d like to know what’s so great about Atlanta, for example.
I’ve come to really embrace my baby face lately. I didn’t realize the perks of the innocent vibe until you mentioned it, and I think it’s saved my ass in more than one situation.
Glad I’m not the only one.
Really love the idea of pregaming a casual museum tour with wine. Especially if at some point we can make fun of shitty modern art.
Normally I love drunk food but I’d probably say I’d draw the line at anything after say, a small slice of pizza or a few chicken wings. It’s not so much that I care what the guy thinks I look like but mentally it messes with me if I feel gross. Anyways, I’d rather go in on some food afterwards.
Cool, I’ll send you my inaugural dog face snap.
I’ve successfully avoided using the dog filter this whole time because it’s widely assumed to be basic, overdone, and stupid. So now I’ve gotta start sending out dog faces if I want to get any action?
Never had a massage in my life. So sad.
“it’s the concept of adapting parts of your life to fit the agenda and personality of another separate individual”…exactly, I just can’t do that right now.
It’s one good thing autocorrect is good for, yet there are imbeciles who still manage to fuck it up.
Also when people use “suppose” instead of “supposed to”. Maddening.
Yes, finally someone said it.
I wish I was this aggressive on LinkedIn. I don’t think I’ve ever added a stranger.
“I know why girls like this app. It’s a game. And girls like to play games.” Ok dude, way to come off as a wet blanket right off the bat. I’m sure girls will love that.
Might be the worst abbreviation I’ve read on here so far.
Of *course* eharmony says something like “you can always drink on your honeymoon”. What’s the point of one drink? That’s just not gonna cut it on a first date when nerves are high.
I’d be real impressed if a guy made me a panini, just sayin’.