Formerly known as Queen of The Garbage People. Functional title still stands. Dog owner, whiskey drinker, Star Wars fangirl. #DoingItForTheContent
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NO!!! Before he started Crossfit, he wasn’t even a butterface. It’s just deceptive because the last few Bachelors have had less personality than toast and he’s slightly more intelligent than a beagle.
My go to first date spot is Penn Commons. Happy hour until close on weeknights, cheap but delicious snacks, plenty of room. If it goes well, you’ve got every Jose Andres restaurant ever available. China Chilcano is my fancy date spot. If you just want to get smashed or secretly watch a game, RFD is right around the corner.
All You Can Eat AND Drink (in general order of my favorites, not comprehensive): Ambar, Cava Mezze, El Centro, Masa 14, Boqueria, La Boum (obviously you’re not going for the food… arguably my favorite overall brunch experience of all time), Agora, Lavagna, Ping Pong Dim Sum (food is average but experience is great), Perry’s (food is surprisingly good considering you get a show too), Piola, Bombay Club, Sequoia (pricey AF but worth it for a special occasion), Zengo, Dino’s Grotto, La Tasca (technically not bottomless food but you get 3 entrees- you’ll be full). That’s all off the top of my head. I’ll post if I think of more later.
Lead with, “sup?”, take her to a tapas bar, and let the wine do its work. I believe in you! 😉 And I mean… worst case you’ll have a great, “all the things I did wrong on my Bumble date” story tomorrow.
It’s actually crazy delicious and also good for you! Ground beef or turkey (your choice) + 2 cans diced tomatoes + onion + garlic + 1 can pumpkin + spices (cumin, coriander, cocoa powder, paprika, chili powder, salt, adobo, cinnamon, garlic powder, cayenne) + green chiles + chicken stock. LMK if you want the recipe. 😀 There is avocado cream involved, which I could eat by the pint.
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Sup? My last partner wasn’t very stable. He spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
Haha, I think there are limits to #DoingItForTheContent
I laughed a disproportionate amount at this.
Nothing personal, Brad. <3
I am 100% with you on this. Fuck the cold and fuck outerwear.
I was so pumped for this today. Did not disappoint!
YES PLEASE
This is everything I wanted it to be.
NO!!! Before he started Crossfit, he wasn’t even a butterface. It’s just deceptive because the last few Bachelors have had less personality than toast and he’s slightly more intelligent than a beagle.
I usually just search by the #Bachelor hashtag, but I will investigate for next week’s installment…
Protip: also do not ask me what I’m looking for in a husband before we even order a 3rd drink on date #1. #ThingsThatHappened
Lol, I would never presume to try and compete with such insight and analysis.
My go to first date spot is Penn Commons. Happy hour until close on weeknights, cheap but delicious snacks, plenty of room. If it goes well, you’ve got every Jose Andres restaurant ever available. China Chilcano is my fancy date spot. If you just want to get smashed or secretly watch a game, RFD is right around the corner.
The limit does not exist.
Invite me to the wedding? :*
“Oh, you left off Farmers, Fishers, Bakers!”
No. I didn’t.
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All You Can Eat AND Drink (in general order of my favorites, not comprehensive): Ambar, Cava Mezze, El Centro, Masa 14, Boqueria, La Boum (obviously you’re not going for the food… arguably my favorite overall brunch experience of all time), Agora, Lavagna, Ping Pong Dim Sum (food is average but experience is great), Perry’s (food is surprisingly good considering you get a show too), Piola, Bombay Club, Sequoia (pricey AF but worth it for a special occasion), Zengo, Dino’s Grotto, La Tasca (technically not bottomless food but you get 3 entrees- you’ll be full). That’s all off the top of my head. I’ll post if I think of more later.
Lead with, “sup?”, take her to a tapas bar, and let the wine do its work. I believe in you! 😉 And I mean… worst case you’ll have a great, “all the things I did wrong on my Bumble date” story tomorrow.
It’s actually crazy delicious and also good for you! Ground beef or turkey (your choice) + 2 cans diced tomatoes + onion + garlic + 1 can pumpkin + spices (cumin, coriander, cocoa powder, paprika, chili powder, salt, adobo, cinnamon, garlic powder, cayenne) + green chiles + chicken stock. LMK if you want the recipe. 😀 There is avocado cream involved, which I could eat by the pint.
*pumpkin chili + 2 glasses of wine + the lime tostitos I drunk purchased + 2 more glasses of wine + a piece of break and bake cookie dough.
Fucking Bachelor.