Quarter Life Crisis

Youngest VP in company history - HR, no less. (think, Ryan Bailey Howard meets Toby Flenderson) ... I also teach at a small local college just for kicks. Students think I'm an attorney and a PhD. I don't correct them... My greatest achievement, however, is to be the only person from my high school class who lives in our hometown that did not peak at 18.

Member Since 03/10/2018

Took six flights of stairs to avoid talking with a coworker in the garage elevator.

Post Grad Problems

Things Girls Do After Graduation: Double Date, Part I

First day back after vacation and I’ve already been told I look dead inside.

Post Grad Problems

Burned through the weekly sixer by Tuesday afternoon.

Post Grad Problems

Turned in my two weeks today. I don’t think anyone cares.

Post Grad Problems