I have to present to the new employees at my commission explaining what my bureau does. My bosses didn’t like my idea of just saying “We’re the Bureau of Investigation & Enforcement. We investigate, and we enforce.”
I rolled a 401(k) from another job into a Roth IRA last year, so I owed taxes on $7k or so. After deductions, it only came to about $700 to pay, but still hurts.
Out of my team of six attorneys, one is out on maternity leave, one just announced she’s pregnant, and one might be leaving for another job. 2017 could be a very busy year for your boy. ALL THE COFFEE.
We’re all way too old for College Humor…
You don’t?
Shower sex is highly overrated.
“I Can Go The Distance” from Hercules needs to be on this list.
The anticipation waiting for the next installment might actually kill me.
I have to present to the new employees at my commission explaining what my bureau does. My bosses didn’t like my idea of just saying “We’re the Bureau of Investigation & Enforcement. We investigate, and we enforce.”
If you make a habit of drinking it at your desk, you can eventually just switch to Guinness…or so I’ve heard.
Throwing the Hail Mary and trying for the threesome would get you tons of page views/reads. Real life says you should ignore and avoid.
Username checks out…again.
Card carrying member of the “People Who Hate People Party.”
Don’t you toy with my emotions like that!
Water? Like, from the toilet?
I only drink Brawndo – The Thirst Mutilator!!! It’s got what plants crave, it’s got electrolytes.
I saw a homeless guy do a similar thing last week.
I rolled a 401(k) from another job into a Roth IRA last year, so I owed taxes on $7k or so. After deductions, it only came to about $700 to pay, but still hurts.
Out of my team of six attorneys, one is out on maternity leave, one just announced she’s pregnant, and one might be leaving for another job. 2017 could be a very busy year for your boy. ALL THE COFFEE.
The scene where Will’s dad walks out on him still gets me.
I’m a ginger, vegetarian, cyclist. I highly doubt I’m your type, haha.
Nitro cold brew is my crack in the summer.
150k of student loans had to buy me something!
Yeah, what kind of loser guy is still single and staring down their 31st birthday tomorrow?
*closes office door and cries into coffee*