Looking out the office window to see if your boss’s car is gone before ducking out early.

I’m now proud of myself whenever I don’t black out on weekends.

Coworker wanting to discuss a project while I’m using the bathroom.

Having a date at 8 p.m. and already worrying you’ll get home past your bedtime.

My intern is getting married before me.

Co-workers using St. Patrick’s Day to justify lunch beers as if you don’t have them every Friday.

Burned through the weekly sixer by Tuesday afternoon.