College = shower beer. Postgrad = shower coffee. PGP.

My coworkers put a fart machine in my office and then sent the hot intern in to see me for April Fools’ Day. PGP.

Your doctor reminding you that not every pizza is a personal pizza. PGP.

April fools is just a reminder that my life as a whole is a joke.

I can’t Rage Against The Machine anymore, because i’m part of it. PGP.

Calling in sick on opening day after giving your 2 weeks.

I’ve started attending my church again solely for the networking opportunities.

Getting disciplined by your boss for doing what your boss’ boss told you to do.

Doing your morning routine the night before, not to be efficient, but to wake up as late as humanly possible.