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On the bright side, most computers don’t work in 40 feet of water yet and people only have so much oxygen to become petty with before they have to return to the surface for air.
Depending on what your skill set is, I’d look into the public service loan forgiveness program. I know several dolphins who have had their loans forgiven after enough time spent tracking missing objects in murky water, mine sweeping, mine detection, intruder identification etc.
Catching the end of the Cavs/Warriors series and Buckeye Country Superfest with some fellow aquatic creatures. Hopefully no one unplugs my tank this year.
Came home yesterday to find out the idea was floated that my account is dead in the water. Maybe the accusation holds water, maybe it doesn’t, but I’m gonna sea what I can do about a return to form. Will, if you’re reading this maybe we can touch base and record a micropod if you ever vacation to India. Go to the Ayeyarwady River and take a left by Mr. Chander’s dock.
…..and for the record I’ve never heard of one of my relatives boning a flounder or a stingray
HOWEVER as stated previously in the Month of February in the year of our Poseidon 2017, “It’s really just like motorcycle gangs, 99% of pods are just looking to have a good time and roam the seven seas while the remaining 1% is into and does some real disturbing things to animals and people.”
You should get on the PGP Columbus GroupMe while you’re in Ohio. Check it out on the PostGradProblem Reddit under the Columbus thread and DM Kimber1911. I promise there will covfefe
TGDAG: Get on the PostGradProblem Reddit, find the Columbus thread and DM Kimber1911 to get in the GroupMe for Columbus meetups. A message from the PA Department of Banking. No restrictions apply, see Kimber1911 for details.
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On the bright side, most computers don’t work in 40 feet of water yet and people only have so much oxygen to become petty with before they have to return to the surface for air.
Duda’s intentions are 99.1% pure
I’d like to think this is entirely due to Will’s tireless efforts advocating for this on this website
Interspecies sex is a no go between any and all ocean creatures but it looks like y’all play by different rules on land.
https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2014/06/how-a-science-experiment-led-to-sexual-encounters-for-a-woman-and-a-dolphin/372606/
*Penguins but also Canucks, Sharks, and Ducks.
Except the Hartford Whalers. Fuck those guys. Big Canucks fan though
Depending on what your skill set is, I’d look into the public service loan forgiveness program. I know several dolphins who have had their loans forgiven after enough time spent tracking missing objects in murky water, mine sweeping, mine detection, intruder identification etc.
All I can say is base was touched
what about shrimp, oysters, clams, etc?
Asking for a friend
As a creature who lives in water, I strongly advise you to look up the great pacific garbage patch and then reconsider your opinion.
You should get on the PGP Columbus Reddit thread if you aren’t already.
Likewise!
Still Swimming in @RossBolen’s tears
Catching the end of the Cavs/Warriors series and Buckeye Country Superfest with some fellow aquatic creatures. Hopefully no one unplugs my tank this year.
Came home yesterday to find out the idea was floated that my account is dead in the water. Maybe the accusation holds water, maybe it doesn’t, but I’m gonna sea what I can do about a return to form. Will, if you’re reading this maybe we can touch base and record a micropod if you ever vacation to India. Go to the Ayeyarwady River and take a left by Mr. Chander’s dock.
…..and for the record I’ve never heard of one of my relatives boning a flounder or a stingray
HOWEVER as stated previously in the Month of February in the year of our Poseidon 2017, “It’s really just like motorcycle gangs, 99% of pods are just looking to have a good time and roam the seven seas while the remaining 1% is into and does some real disturbing things to animals and people.”
Respect the hard hitting journalism guys. Cue existential crisis
Phenomenal series, definitely keep it up. It’s great getting the perspective of an actual recruiter with no angle on resumes, interviews and the like.
You should get on the PGP Columbus GroupMe while you’re in Ohio. Check it out on the PostGradProblem Reddit under the Columbus thread and DM Kimber1911. I promise there will covfefe
TGDAG: Get on the PostGradProblem Reddit, find the Columbus thread and DM Kimber1911 to get in the GroupMe for Columbus meetups. A message from the PA Department of Banking. No restrictions apply, see Kimber1911 for details.