Navigating my way through the hours of 9 and 5. Squeezing all the right palms and kissing all the right asses while I climb that corporate ladder (step stool).
Greatest piece of advice I ever received about college was from my father. He explained to me the temptations of college and how easy and plentiful the girls were. He went further explained that they will apply pressure to date them and only them. Pops told me to be sure that I never succumb to those pressures.
I didn’t listen.
The second greatest piece of advice I ever received was that what she doesn’t know wont hurt her.
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Woah.
Brian would never post an article this depressing on a Friday.
You strike me as the type that pays the monthly fee for Tinder Plus.
Making the mistake of giving them your opinion instead of giving them their opinion. PGP.
I dare you to tell my fiancée the save the date she spent perfecting for 3 weeks looks like every other save the date.
“Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.” -Knox
Was your picture taken of you after too many 12 cent pills?
Judging by they’re (see: their) marketing guru Tara “Happy Endings” Eddings, an illiterate job candidate is a viable job candidate.
Well, I just removed United Surgical Partners International from the list of perspective respectable employers.
When Crossfit meets Marathon running, nobody wins.
What’s your policy on Fraternization?
Fuck Jenna
Claira wants out of this house
Really disappointed with the lack of emphasis on a great thicket of chest curls.
This is exactly the type of person that dresses their dogs.
Getting excited that your post made this list. PGP.
Right after I read the word “pizza” I couldn’t stop thinking about pizza. Two medium two topping pizzas later and…
Greatest piece of advice I ever received about college was from my father. He explained to me the temptations of college and how easy and plentiful the girls were. He went further explained that they will apply pressure to date them and only them. Pops told me to be sure that I never succumb to those pressures.
I didn’t listen.
The second greatest piece of advice I ever received was that what she doesn’t know wont hurt her.
This was painful to watch.