I’m getting in my car for the three hour drive to Austin and I’m going to tongue punch all of these writers mother’s fart boxes if I see one more Buzzfeed list or motivational “there is still good in the world” bullshit.
I always see shit about people’s families getting trashed on Thanksgiving but I don’t know anyone’s family who actually does that. I’ll take a six pack but I’d prefer to not make an ass out of myslef in front of my grandparents. But regardless the power move lists take me from six to midnight. Keep em coming.
Jordan Lynch is the REAL DEAL. Just the ultimate weapon getting the trifecta this year, a passing TD, rushing TD and a receiving TD. He’s the real Heisman winner in my opinion. #MACtion
The only remotely decent fucking game on here is the donut one with the fatasses. Other than that I would rather type the same sentence over and over for eight hours than play the other two.
Everything was cool until I got home from work last night around 9 and realized you had to fucking wait 45 minutes to download shit from disc one. I didn’t event get to slash any hookers throats.
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Embarrasingly, Gil’s first job experience is the one I wish was mine.
I’m getting in my car for the three hour drive to Austin and I’m going to tongue punch all of these writers mother’s fart boxes if I see one more Buzzfeed list or motivational “there is still good in the world” bullshit.
Gave up on ESPN a long time ago. Fox Sports 1 is far from perfect but it is much better than ESPN and has a bigger variety of sports.
I would definitely give the younger kids brews for my own amusement.
I always see shit about people’s families getting trashed on Thanksgiving but I don’t know anyone’s family who actually does that. I’ll take a six pack but I’d prefer to not make an ass out of myslef in front of my grandparents. But regardless the power move lists take me from six to midnight. Keep em coming.
Jordan Lynch is the REAL DEAL. Just the ultimate weapon getting the trifecta this year, a passing TD, rushing TD and a receiving TD. He’s the real Heisman winner in my opinion. #MACtion
What’s texting?
Instead, I’d like to see the postgrad guide to munching down on some good ole’ classic poontang. Is this too much to ask for?
#YOLO
I think something was done here…..
What does ‘like’ mean?
Fucking lunatic Lahey. You police officer wannabe fuck. Tell him Bubbles!
I’m more of a fruit roll-up kind of guy. Just stick my face all in between Heidi’s loins and let the blood dry and then peel it off.
The only remotely decent fucking game on here is the donut one with the fatasses. Other than that I would rather type the same sentence over and over for eight hours than play the other two.
Swipe left then skank. I’lll find someone better.
Perfect example of why women should just stand there and not talk unless they’re saying, “yes” or “I agree.”
You suck for online dating.
Really just ruined my entire fucking day.
I probably wouldn’t take you home if you suck this bad. Work hard, play hard bitches.
Everything was cool until I got home from work last night around 9 and realized you had to fucking wait 45 minutes to download shit from disc one. I didn’t event get to slash any hookers throats.