A summer consisting of emails, phone calls and spreadsheets instead of beer, babes and beaches. PGP.

Envying the coworker that got fired this morning. PGP.

My coworkers put a fart machine in my office and then sent the hot intern in to see me for April Fools’ Day. PGP.

Going to bed every night not really caring if you die in your sleep. PGP.

Starting to realize I probably won’t ever have “fuck you money.” PGP.

Actually purchasing a stress ball that will go well with your desk. PGP.