Listen, Dick. As a wifed up bro with a kid – just take it easy is a town that is awesome. UR IN TEXAS. Go to Austin, or just go to a beach town for the weekend and call it a day. Idiot.
I, sadly, was hitched before the Tinder craze but I have friends and family members who are well versed and so am I. I cannot help but note that this “article” is, at best, pointing out the obvious and, at worst, a massive waste of time and may God have mercy on your soul for thinking you created something unique to share with the world. The only reason Tinder should exist is for college students at large schools. That is it. Otherwise, it is Fuckbook for massive failures.
Also – the brown rice fucking sucks. They never cook it all the way through for some godforsaken reason. I wish it didn’t suck, but it does. Dry god damn lumps of mouse shit in my should-be-delicious burrito.
Dude…Condo? GTFO, dipshit…also – Chain restaurants?? I am in the burbs and will never eat at that shit. I’m close enough to urban flight that I can get some solid local restaurant goodness. Poor end to an otherwise good point article. Other than that – funny horse picture. Sorry that horse has to live by a condo building.
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I dunno, getting married is not generally a power move on any level.
The fuck? If you were my daughter I would disown you.
Hey, c’mon now. When do you ever get the chance to go to Missouri??? Seems worth it in the end.
Your “We Recommend Posts” drive me to a murderous rage. How can we fix this? I don’t think we can. They are like your penny stocks. Fuck you.
Listen, Dick. As a wifed up bro with a kid – just take it easy is a town that is awesome. UR IN TEXAS. Go to Austin, or just go to a beach town for the weekend and call it a day. Idiot.
But which one???
PAYING jobs, yes..PLAYing jobs are a dime a dozen, they just, you know – aren’t good paying.
Discovered that gem in college when I was home for winter/summer breaks.
Maybe I just would never associate with someone like this, but I have never experienced the “forgot my wallet” dude.
I can’t understand why he is unemployed and poor.
I, sadly, was hitched before the Tinder craze but I have friends and family members who are well versed and so am I. I cannot help but note that this “article” is, at best, pointing out the obvious and, at worst, a massive waste of time and may God have mercy on your soul for thinking you created something unique to share with the world. The only reason Tinder should exist is for college students at large schools. That is it. Otherwise, it is Fuckbook for massive failures.
Also – the brown rice fucking sucks. They never cook it all the way through for some godforsaken reason. I wish it didn’t suck, but it does. Dry god damn lumps of mouse shit in my should-be-delicious burrito.
“The aspect of your friend’s life that you see on social media is the highlight reel: the engagements, the jokes, the vacation pictures.”
I dunno – sounds like your cousin has a highlight reel life and yours sucks ass.
You filthy goddamn hobo. That sounds kinda good though, but only Cholula hot sauce.
Stay the fuck home…and get a new girlfriend.
The athlete? Ringer for your abysmal office league [insert sport here]
Ur an idiot, but that un-C is god damned old testament in ridiculousness. Carry on.
Christmas is December 25th, you oaf.
Dude…Condo? GTFO, dipshit…also – Chain restaurants?? I am in the burbs and will never eat at that shit. I’m close enough to urban flight that I can get some solid local restaurant goodness. Poor end to an otherwise good point article. Other than that – funny horse picture. Sorry that horse has to live by a condo building.
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