Tonight I’m going to have dinner with Melania. Tomorrow I’ll watch CNN for most of the day, sign a few executive orders, and then rage tweet about loser Alec Baldwin and totally overrated SNL.
Everyone here knows I am the original, and greatest Trump account to grace Postgrad Problems. I have the most upvoted comments in the history of PGP, just ask Sean Spicer.
This so called “real Donald Trump” is an absolute liar. I am the real Postgrad POTUS. Everyone knows I have the best coffee thoughts. The best! They can be found among the most maginicient retailers and stores around the world. His coffee thoughts are lukewarm at best and belong on the clearance rack. SAD!
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Tonight I’m going to have dinner with Melania. Tomorrow I’ll watch CNN for most of the day, sign a few executive orders, and then rage tweet about loser Alec Baldwin and totally overrated SNL.
I also do not exercise. If this man was the real Donald Trump, he would know this. SAD!
Unlike FAKE NEWS CNN, these downvotes are real.
What do you think of something involving Russian prostitutes? Asking for a friend…
I just added Nordstrom to my shit list. You’re next. SAD!
Everyone here knows I am the original, and greatest Trump account to grace Postgrad Problems. I have the most upvoted comments in the history of PGP, just ask Sean Spicer.
Arnold’s apprentice ratings are terrible. Just awful. Please pray for him.
Sipping some cold brew in the Situation Room as my team and I complete my coup d’etat of Postgrad Problems.
This so called “real Donald Trump” is an absolute liar. I am the real Postgrad POTUS. Everyone knows I have the best coffee thoughts. The best! They can be found among the most maginicient retailers and stores around the world. His coffee thoughts are lukewarm at best and belong on the clearance rack. SAD!