Go to a floor where there are less of your gender. The floor above me has an extremely low amount of men; therefore, the restroom is always empty and clean. The ideal pooping grounds.
Screw the online gaming thing. Nothing beats beating your best friend on a bean bag chair and yelling til your parents come up to see if everyone’s okay.
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Hard pass. If you’re cool with getting handsy at night with yourself rather than the opposite sex, then sure. Go for it.
90% of that is illegal and I don’t want to be raped in prison. For those reasons, I’ll stay in my cube.
People live up there?
Go to a floor where there are less of your gender. The floor above me has an extremely low amount of men; therefore, the restroom is always empty and clean. The ideal pooping grounds.
But what will the Twitter gents tweet about instead?
Am I the only one who thinks these Reddit screenshots are really difficult to read on a phone? I’m also too lazy to tap each image to enlarge it.
As far as I know, my coach’s first name was Coach.
Yeah…. But Thin Mints.
Turn down for Obamacare
Can’t argue with that
Are you crazy, lady?
Aladdin? Alright, I can’t say I don’t enjoy a little stroll through Memory Lane.
Are we going to get one of these articles for every city in the United States? Denver is awesome though.
The minimum pay for that role is the maximum salary in my position. Cool.
Are you always this disgruntled? I’m concerned.
I think the hardest thing I’ve ever done was trying to find a picture of me in formal attire and not completely hammered at a fraternity event.
Doesn’t sound like a problem at all. Lunchables are the tits.
I’d give my second born daughter to party with him.
That sounds so much more fun than staring at a spreadsheet.
Screw the online gaming thing. Nothing beats beating your best friend on a bean bag chair and yelling til your parents come up to see if everyone’s okay.