When I go to the grocery store, I’m like you. I’m looking for food because I’m fucking hungry. Who goes to the grocery store to mingle with anything other than boxes of Digorno pizza? No, men go to the bars to hit on girls.
I’m working on an article about the advantages of being in a long distance relationship. I don’t think it’s been done yet. I hope you guys are ready for it!
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I don’t know you, but I don’t like you.
“Website is offline”
Thanks for getting my hopes up, Brian.
When I go to the grocery store, I’m like you. I’m looking for food because I’m fucking hungry. Who goes to the grocery store to mingle with anything other than boxes of Digorno pizza? No, men go to the bars to hit on girls.
My birthday is today. I’m 23. I’m completely sober. The most exciting thing I did today was engage in a company webinar.
I’m so confused about this guy.
I wish I had that old naked man confidence
RIP
Funny how the last sentence of the column is #1 on the Reasons To Never Get Engaged column that someone should write.
I’ve watched curling out if fascination and boredom. I don’t understand why it’s a sport but I watch.
Meanwhile in Canada…
What the hell?
I was wondering how this would play out since there wasn’t an accurate answer for those who don’t ever post quizzes.
Well played, Brian. Well played
I played Spyro and Jak and Daxter non stop as a kid. Probably some of my favorite games before online gaming.
I got a headache just looking at it. It was all too real
Should’ve read NSFWish before clicking it in my cube. In my defense, “attention to detail” is nowhere on my résumé.
And thanks to that debate, religious nuts and science psychos are STILL duking it out on my Facebook timeline.
Oh hey, ex girlfriends.
Been in this cubicle for 6 months and #4 is a normal workday.
I’m working on an article about the advantages of being in a long distance relationship. I don’t think it’s been done yet. I hope you guys are ready for it!
^ This