“I’d be so much better at my job if I still had Adderall.” PGP.

Having to feign interest when an older coworker shows you something on the internet that you saw months ago. PGP.

“I just want to make sure we’re on the same page here.” PGP.

“Do I need to send the RSVP, or can I just call and tell them I’ll be at their wedding?” PGP.

I just want to go to a good old fashioned house party. PGP.

“I can forward you to my supervisor if you’d like to speak with him.” PGP.

“Hey, is your Internet down?” PGP.

Thursday night going back to being Thursday night. PGP.

“Yeah, a buddy of mine just got engaged.” PGP.