Looking forward to sleeping more than drinking. PGP.

The internet is down in our office, and a slow but steady panic is starting to rise. PGP.

Female coworkers obsessing over the birth of the royal baby. PGP.

A phone keeps ringing, but nobody is picking it up. No one knows who the phone belongs to. PGP.

Having the money to go out, but lacking the energy to do so. PGP.

I have no idea what I’m doing. PGP.

When your inbox is a total shit storm after taking Friday off. PGP.

Hoarding vacation time. PGP.

The condescending “please advise” at the end of an email from your supervisor. PGP.

I really have no idea what’s on MTV. PGP.