I enjoy the sunrise every morning…from the inside of my car while I sit in traffic on the way to the office. PGP.

I never know my party’s extension. PGP.

I get “Dilbert” now. PGP.

Breaking down and getting lunch at 11:00am. PGP.

Taking a half day of PTO is the new skipping class. PGP.

Trying to keep the the office fantasy football league a secret from that one guy nobody likes. PGP.

Quietly imagining all the things you would like to say to your supervisor. PGP.

Kissing ass and taking orders. PGP.

Somebody ate my food. PGP.

College me would hate postgrad me. PGP.