Little white cups are the new red Solo cups. PGP.

I’m really looking forward to getting some good socks for Christmas. PGP.

Spending a considerable amount of time wondering how the hell some of your coworkers are married with children. PGP.

“He’s actually out of the office today. I’m covering for him. Is there something that I can help you with?” PGP.

I just realized that I would be making more money if I was paid hourly rather than salary. PGP.