Playoff games keep me up way past my bedtime. PGP.
Still hungover from Saturday night, at work Monday morning. PGP.
Heard someone taking a huge dump through the door to the women’s restroom while walking by. PGP.
Taking your time getting out of your car so you don’t have to walk in with coworkers. PGP.
Post-grad walk of shame- when you spend too much time on your phone when you’re in the crapper and have to walk back to your cube with one or more of your legs asleep. This happens to me a few times a week. PGP.