On Saturday, my ex-girlfriend posted a snapchat story of her new boyfriend’s golf swing at the driving range. Saw the snap after about 8 hours of day drinking. I texted her that i’m not disappointed that she’s seeing someone, but that i’m disappointed that she settled for someone with a trash golf swing that rivals Charles Barkley’s.
I’m feeling light headed
Love these
What i’m wearing this summer: Business Casual, because i’m a desk jockey living that cubical life.
Worked security at a Third Eye Blind show in college, which meant I just stood in the first row belting out every song at the top if my lungs.
Thought it was Hinge.
big fan
I love a pony tail. Big pony tail guy.
hundo p worse
I pulled a Duda this weekend. I hate myself.
are we allowed to do this again?
God speed.
Fuck Joey Logano
Get Paul on the pod.
Good luck!
On Saturday, my ex-girlfriend posted a snapchat story of her new boyfriend’s golf swing at the driving range. Saw the snap after about 8 hours of day drinking. I texted her that i’m not disappointed that she’s seeing someone, but that i’m disappointed that she settled for someone with a trash golf swing that rivals Charles Barkley’s.
We get it. You have a boyfriend.
Todd after the derby: “We were on a breakkkk!!!!!!”
Thought the photo was of Steve Urkell.
Most overrated driver of all-time, but I still like the guy.
This take screams Duda.