PGP_Engineer 8 years ago on Being 24 and living with roommates who also double as your parents. PGP. Do you have a race car bed? 31 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PGP_Engineer 8 years ago on My female roommate asked me why I'm shedding more hair in the shower than her. PGP. She hot? 43 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PGP_Engineer 8 years ago on Just got my girlfriend pregnant. PGP. RIP to your life, bruh. 36 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PGP_Engineer 8 years ago on Bumble Banned And Ruined This Dude For Being A Tool To A Girl Sup, Ashley? 71 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PGP_Engineer 8 years ago on I Found Out That I Have A Gluten Allergy And It May Ruin My Life More gluten for the rest of us. 22 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PGP_Engineer 8 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Flying Too far, fam 64 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PGP_Engineer 8 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Flying Sugar tits? 112 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PGP_Engineer 8 years ago on My boss came to my cubicle to bitch about taking half a day off. I told him my grandmother just died. He didn't say sorry. PGP. Fuck your boss 25 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PGP_Engineer 8 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Flying Also, Todd needs to take this opportunity to get some strange. 39 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PGP_Engineer 8 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Flying I just felt my blood pressure spike… 45 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PGP_Engineer 8 years ago on I'll Never Be Outdoorsy And It's All Because Of An Air Mattress You’re as soft as Charmin Ultra Soft toilet paper, but I respect that you recognize it. 62 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PGP_Engineer 8 years ago on The Silent Tidal Wave That Is Balding In Your Twenties Embrace the balding look. It shows experience. It shows your’re all about doing business. I’m sure Dave agrees. 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PGP_Engineer 8 years ago on Blonde Women Are Not Attracted To Blonde Men I have blonde hair and have hooked up with a couple of blonde haird women.I defiently prefer dark haired women though. 0 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PGP_Engineer 8 years ago on My Body Can't Handle Wedding Season You sound like a shitty friend 50 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PGP_Engineer 8 years ago on I'm Not Bougie Enough To Live In My Apartment Building What is a heroin shit? 39 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PGP_Engineer 8 years ago on Hooked up with the girl two cubes down from me. Going to be an interesting Monday Is she hot hot or office hot? 15 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PGP_Engineer 8 years ago on The Most Ridiculous Things I've Seen On The Job As A Wedding Planner That napkin doo rag wedding sounds awesome. 65 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PGP_Engineer 8 years ago on Bought some new pens today. Can't wait to try them out at the office tomorrow. PGP You have to buy your own pens? 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PGP_Engineer 8 years ago on Just switched over from non exempt to exempt, and now I'm even more afraid of taking time off.PGP Idk what that means. PGP. 18 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PGP_Engineer 8 years ago on I Might Be The Whitest Guy You Know You have a very punchable face -3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Do you have a race car bed?
She hot?
RIP to your life, bruh.
Sup, Ashley?
More gluten for the rest of us.
Too far, fam
Sugar tits?
Fuck your boss
Also, Todd needs to take this opportunity to get some strange.
I just felt my blood pressure spike…
You’re as soft as Charmin Ultra Soft toilet paper, but I respect that you recognize it.
Embrace the balding look. It shows experience. It shows your’re all about doing business. I’m sure Dave agrees.
I have blonde hair and have hooked up with a couple of blonde haird women.I defiently prefer dark haired women though.
You sound like a shitty friend
What is a heroin shit?
Is she hot hot or office hot?
That napkin doo rag wedding sounds awesome.
You have to buy your own pens?
Idk what that means. PGP.
You have a very punchable face