I also had a weird off week, but I can’t tell you why. I’ve just felt like a beaten down piece of crap all week. But you know what we’re gonna do? We’re gonna go out this weekend and have us a hell of a time, and we’re going to come back next week and kick all those shitty sad feelings right in their fucking teeth.
Always been a huge Wicker Park/Bucktown/Ukrainian Village fan. Beer is on the cheaper side, bars are chill, and the food is eclectic and bountiful. Pierogies just haven’t been the same since I moved away from Chicago.
If I remember right, Jenna had already lost a significant amount by the time she started this series. It can often depend on how much you lose and how quickly you lose it – if weight is lost too quickly it doesn’t give the skin time to shrink and adapt. Plus, if there’s simply too much weight to be lost, your skin can’t return to its prior size and shape.
When we bought this house, the back yard had been covered in leaves for upwards of two years, and almost no grass survived. There were big dirt patches and what grass was left was hardly appealing. This spring, the Mrs and I tore it all up, releveled the yard, and laid down sod. The whole project took us a couple weeks (about 6 full days of work) and cost a pretty penny, but that feeling of walking in your lawn barefoot and feeling the warm grass between your toes makes it all worth it.
The front yard is built on a hill and is still garbage and weeds, but fuck the front yard.
Someone got a blowie on a half-dead air mattress in my basement while I was playing beer pong mere feet away, I just want to claim some credit for the degeneracy posted in this column.
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It’s the most important meal of the day, you charlatan.
We just want to be loved.
Bacon isn’t kosher, and Jesus was a Jew. C’mon man, it’s 2017, time to be culturally sensitive.
I was on the receiving end of a lot of snaps on Saturday night. Shit got weird. My only regret is not having been there myself.
I also had a weird off week, but I can’t tell you why. I’ve just felt like a beaten down piece of crap all week. But you know what we’re gonna do? We’re gonna go out this weekend and have us a hell of a time, and we’re going to come back next week and kick all those shitty sad feelings right in their fucking teeth.
Always been a huge Wicker Park/Bucktown/Ukrainian Village fan. Beer is on the cheaper side, bars are chill, and the food is eclectic and bountiful. Pierogies just haven’t been the same since I moved away from Chicago.
If I remember right, Jenna had already lost a significant amount by the time she started this series. It can often depend on how much you lose and how quickly you lose it – if weight is lost too quickly it doesn’t give the skin time to shrink and adapt. Plus, if there’s simply too much weight to be lost, your skin can’t return to its prior size and shape.
When we bought this house, the back yard had been covered in leaves for upwards of two years, and almost no grass survived. There were big dirt patches and what grass was left was hardly appealing. This spring, the Mrs and I tore it all up, releveled the yard, and laid down sod. The whole project took us a couple weeks (about 6 full days of work) and cost a pretty penny, but that feeling of walking in your lawn barefoot and feeling the warm grass between your toes makes it all worth it.
The front yard is built on a hill and is still garbage and weeds, but fuck the front yard.
Telling people “We can’t” is the perfect solution. People who ask that get so uncomfortable and the blame isn’t placed on either of you.
I work at a job where there is free beer. It is exactly as great as it sounds.
tl;dr version:
Girl: *sends any text*
Duda: “She wants to bang.”
Bright side, you may have saved a lot of money on an engagement ring.
If you’re buying frozen pancakes, you’re probably used to muscle aches, nausea, and diarrhea.
Fuck the Monday blues, this is what we needed this week.
I’m not sure she has an opinion on whether or not DrunkCartographer should have been there.
In the three years I’ve been hosting this party, this is far from the most ratchet thing to happen. At least this hookup was behind closed doors.
Someone got a blowie on a half-dead air mattress in my basement while I was playing beer pong mere feet away, I just want to claim some credit for the degeneracy posted in this column.
I’m significantly more comfortable with strangers knowing my pooping habits than my wife. Some things just stay private.
Amazon sells a year’s supply of 24-hour Claritin (loratadine) for like $17. Kirkland brand. It works magic.
Shocking, a creature living between Australia and Japan is going to kill us with its tentacles.