I’m in the process of scoping out every place in my city that does bottomless mimosas. Sure, it’s 1200 miles from Austin, but we’ve got some solid contenders.
I’ve worked under a few HR Managers and I’ve been one myself at a couple companies. It should definitely be on the top 10 least desirable jobs – no HR Manager is happy about their station in life.
Is his girlfriend’s name important enough to remember? I don’t know if it’s ever been said.
What the hell does Todd do for a living that he can afford this pile of crazy?
I hope this turns into a series like “I’m Engaging In The Chase”
What are the chances that a punch from Mike Tyson would kill me?
You know what, I don’t care, send him my way.
Sandy wasn’t All-American. She was Australian.
I hate myself for knowing that. I blame my wife and Grease Live.
#TeamHomeBrunch
Pro tip: Go alone. Don’t bring your wife. The cost of the trip triples and everyone gets mad at everyone.
Filing in multiple states is literal hell.
I’m in the process of scoping out every place in my city that does bottomless mimosas. Sure, it’s 1200 miles from Austin, but we’ve got some solid contenders.
Where does she land on the Crazy/Hot Scale?
CLIF bars sure aren’t healthy, but you bet your ass they get me through days at the gym.
I’ve worked under a few HR Managers and I’ve been one myself at a couple companies. It should definitely be on the top 10 least desirable jobs – no HR Manager is happy about their station in life.
Bender’s middle initial is B. It stands for Bending. Otherwise, damn fine article.