I had almost the same scenario play out in my head, except they sit on their beds, backs against the wall, perfectly lined up and sigh while listening to Iron and Wine or something.
Okay, I get eliminating arrests for taking up more than one seat on the subway. You’re a dick for doing it, but it shouldn’t be illegal. Riding between train cars though? That’s gotta be a serious safety hazard.
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Can you really be called the “whitest dude at your company” when you work with Dorn?
“I dunno, maybe mine will make the cut. Toward the bottom, sure, but… Dammit.”
I haven’t been to the actual brewery, but Mountain State Brewing Co in WV makes some damn fine brews.
I’m not sure there are young women working in HR. They all seem to just appear when they’re 40.
ABN. Always. Be. Networking.
I had almost the same scenario play out in my head, except they sit on their beds, backs against the wall, perfectly lined up and sigh while listening to Iron and Wine or something.
And she went from being a pastry chef to AVP at Citibank. These two move fast.
Single lady, under 32, making over $52k.
Well, at least it knows I’m young.
All of this was deeply unsettling to read in the voice of Dr. Girlfriend.
Hello!
Okay, I get eliminating arrests for taking up more than one seat on the subway. You’re a dick for doing it, but it shouldn’t be illegal. Riding between train cars though? That’s gotta be a serious safety hazard.
I picture Anjay as the cab driver from Deadpool.
The only oil I find essential is Extra Virgin Olive. Get out of here with that Doterra bullshit.
I once had an ex’s mom walk in while I was inside my girlfriend. We were under a blanket, so she couldn’t tell for sure, but… Yeah, she knew.
That was incredible and inspiring. But damn girl, tie your hair back.
You really committed to the con.
Yeah, he has to be weighting the pros and cons of getting back in the game, and deciding it’s just too much effort.
This is our boy Todd we’re talking about here. Smart thinking just isn’t his game.
Yup, drinking coffee and shooting up heroin and robbing someone are exactly the same thing.
#16: My wife. Wake up, stop looking at dogs on Instagram, and pay attention to the people around you.