A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.
Agreed. If you need to stay late to get your work done then you better get your ass comfy in that chair. But if you can get all of your work done during business hours then they will notice that your work is always done on time and in good form. That shows two things: 1 is that you are capable of getting your work done in a timely manner and 2 is that if it calls for you to stay late than you are ready to buckle down.
In relation to the Credit Card debt; know what your fucking credit score is. The Credit Karma app is free to download and use. It gives you great stats on all of your debt and your score that updates every week. There is no excuse these days to be unaware of it.
I live in the suburbs of Baltimore and pay $1550/month for a 3 bedroom 2.5 bath townhouse in a nice quiet neighborhood (None of those fucking noisy kids running around. PGP.). Split 3 ways is an easy monthly rent payment. Getting into the city takes about 45 min on a bad day, usually 25 if nothing is out of the ordinary.
Pro Tip: If making smoothies, take your bananas, chop them up and put them in the freezer in baggies. This not only preserves them from going bad, but it also allows you to easily chill your drinks without watering them down or ruining the blades with ice.
1. You will probably make a good dad. Hopefully I will be able to also.
2. Totally not ready for kids and this article kinda scared me. Thanks for the reminder that I need to stop by the store and get some more rubbers on the way home from the office today.
3. Makes me really appreciate my dad. He was a lot like this for me, and didn’t have his dad to ask this kind of advice for when I was growing up. He got married at 23 and had me shortly after.
4. I love my dad.
Also, should the bride get cold feet and bail, it is the best man’s responsibility to have a back up/getaway plan for all of the groomsmen to find the nearest major city and drink away your problems and loose the deposit on that rental tux due to various bodily fluid stains from who knows how many cavalier women.
Most rarely used, but most important function of the best man.
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Petty doesn’t play Free Bird and claim that he wrote it.
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Agreed. If you need to stay late to get your work done then you better get your ass comfy in that chair. But if you can get all of your work done during business hours then they will notice that your work is always done on time and in good form. That shows two things: 1 is that you are capable of getting your work done in a timely manner and 2 is that if it calls for you to stay late than you are ready to buckle down.
Don’t bother barking up that tree. Tried that a while ago and everyone just shit on the idea.
PGPM.
In relation to the Credit Card debt; know what your fucking credit score is. The Credit Karma app is free to download and use. It gives you great stats on all of your debt and your score that updates every week. There is no excuse these days to be unaware of it.
Hey don’t forget, pink does more than you think!
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Well this is awkward…
Can we take this meeting offline (PGP amiright?)? I would like to discuss this over a tee time with you and this guy.
I hope you got that guy’s contact info and can play golf with him again. I’m sure that kind of gold just flows out on a daily basis.
I live in the suburbs of Baltimore and pay $1550/month for a 3 bedroom 2.5 bath townhouse in a nice quiet neighborhood (None of those fucking noisy kids running around. PGP.). Split 3 ways is an easy monthly rent payment. Getting into the city takes about 45 min on a bad day, usually 25 if nothing is out of the ordinary.
Pro Tip: If making smoothies, take your bananas, chop them up and put them in the freezer in baggies. This not only preserves them from going bad, but it also allows you to easily chill your drinks without watering them down or ruining the blades with ice.
Using outdated terms for condoms and not knowing any better. PGP.
1. You will probably make a good dad. Hopefully I will be able to also.
2. Totally not ready for kids and this article kinda scared me. Thanks for the reminder that I need to stop by the store and get some more rubbers on the way home from the office today.
3. Makes me really appreciate my dad. He was a lot like this for me, and didn’t have his dad to ask this kind of advice for when I was growing up. He got married at 23 and had me shortly after.
4. I love my dad.
Be a gentleman and take the blame for her.
Also, should the bride get cold feet and bail, it is the best man’s responsibility to have a back up/getaway plan for all of the groomsmen to find the nearest major city and drink away your problems and loose the deposit on that rental tux due to various bodily fluid stains from who knows how many cavalier women.
Most rarely used, but most important function of the best man.