A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.
Dillon, sorry about your situation. My twin and I have a policy that you might like to adhere to: Once a year, you can shit your pants and it will not be held over your head for the other to make fun of. If you don’t use it, then it rolls over. You get unlimited rollovers as well. This way, you can hopefully save up enough “Pants Shitting Points” so that when you are too old to get out of bed its totally cool.
Solid effort on the article, but it really didn’t give me the tingle in my balls like other articles of yours. I look forward to more from you, though.
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Dillon, sorry about your situation. My twin and I have a policy that you might like to adhere to: Once a year, you can shit your pants and it will not be held over your head for the other to make fun of. If you don’t use it, then it rolls over. You get unlimited rollovers as well. This way, you can hopefully save up enough “Pants Shitting Points” so that when you are too old to get out of bed its totally cool.
Keep fighting the good fight, brother.
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Solid post. Just don’t forget that when you are taking your groceries from the car into your house that two trips are for bitches.
Solid effort on the article, but it really didn’t give me the tingle in my balls like other articles of yours. I look forward to more from you, though.
The last one made me laugh pretty hard.
That was awesome
Dude nice post. I’ve been thinking about submitting something along the lines of this recently but you beat me to it.
I think there is a misspelling, unless something was done that I don’t know about.