A professional business person by day, a professional goofball by night. I enjoy a strong whiskey ginger and a nice bubble butt to grab a hold of in the evening. I putt like a champ, but spend most of my days in the rough cause of my slice. A first date with me will always be a mystery because I don't buy the Groupon for dinner until the morning of.
I love you, Anne. I’m strangely aroused by the way you write. Let me know if you are willing to settle for someone who looks good on paper and semi decent in person.
Dear Cate,
I love you. I live in the Baltimore area and firmly believe that if you can put up with all that stuff in politics You can surely put up with just a little bit more shenanaginz with me in your life. I have a mild foot fetish and I am a great cook. Please respond with your phone number or a resounding “fuck off” so I am not left confused about your intentions with me.
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I love you, Anne. I’m strangely aroused by the way you write. Let me know if you are willing to settle for someone who looks good on paper and semi decent in person.
Golf hat and/or visor. Not throwing it away, even if I’m too broke to Golf now.
Solid post.
It was my pastor’s son’s wedding. They said they wanted it dry. Out of respect I decided to not bring one. I did consider it though.
Every. Damn. Time.
If I could afford a nice watch to pound with I would do it.
Sorry man. I’ve been to a dry wedding once too. I knew it going into it though and was mentally prepared for sobriety.
If you would prefer a disgusting pick up line instead I would be happy to oblige the request.
I didn’t expect you to actually respond, Cate. I kinda feel like Heath right now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSkWrpH3H3Q.
Ellicott city actually. My office is in the warehouse at Camden yards though.
Dear Cate,
I love you. I live in the Baltimore area and firmly believe that if you can put up with all that stuff in politics You can surely put up with just a little bit more shenanaginz with me in your life. I have a mild foot fetish and I am a great cook. Please respond with your phone number or a resounding “fuck off” so I am not left confused about your intentions with me.
Sincerely,
Tom
Wow
#15: last night. Three times. It was a good night.
I like how this can apply to men and women
I would do any of those things Just do the shark whisperer would fart on my face.
I was kind of hoping that Jill would let us know the size of her knockers.
Solid article. I hope some of the people on here are able to take something away from this.
I’m not above begging for this, especially if it helps my chances.
Dude this isn’t TFM.
I did that when I was in college too.