Avs vs. Preds tonight in the suite. Getting rowdy in our office overlooking the parade on Blake Street tomorrow morning and in all likelihood in bed by 2pm.
100%. Everybody wants cash. I can’t pay for your meal & booze plus our honeymoon with a blender. Actually, a blender sounds tight. $75 – $150 or a blender, folks.
Yeah, guess it depends on state/city quite a bit. My mom was a teacher in rural Kansas and so we have a lot of family friends that are teachers as well. Pretty much everybody I know that’s a teacher has a working spouse and some sort of side hustle during the summer. The retirement sounds pretty great unless the state decides to fuck you over.
My fiancee is sick and I’ve been feeling down so I’ll probably just chill in the house and dig into Far Cry 4 most of the weekend. Well, that and clean the place up since there’s hair everywhere. Pets, man! If I get motivated I’ll go ski a few turns Sunday and hit up the bar.
Also, I may have bought a literal handful of questionable substances from a stranger dressed like The Big Lebowski at Halloween. I say questionable, because I literally have no idea what the fuck it was, but I did stay up for quite awhile.
Since somebody bit on the 1Up reference, I gotta tell a story. My fiancee (this was a couple years ago when we had started dating) and I went to 1Up at like 2 in the afternoon on a Sunday to see if they had her debit card she left somewhere the night before. I casually went into the men’s room to take a leak while she talked to the bartender, and I encountered a horrible stench. In the MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR, on top of a drain, there was a huge turd. Some dude walked in behind me and I shouted “IT WASN’T ME, I SWEAR!” before running out.
Drinking excessively is still fun, but unless friends are visiting, most weekends I just want to go get a nice dinner and come home, mix us some cocktails from our home bar, and watch some entertainment on the couch and chat or catch a buzz and play some video games. The allure of $7 vodka sodas out on the town is fading fast. Don’t get me wrong, though, when the weather is nice I’m all about some 3 hour patio brunch.
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Avs vs. Preds tonight in the suite. Getting rowdy in our office overlooking the parade on Blake Street tomorrow morning and in all likelihood in bed by 2pm.
100%. Everybody wants cash. I can’t pay for your meal & booze plus our honeymoon with a blender. Actually, a blender sounds tight. $75 – $150 or a blender, folks.
Eh, soda doesn’t have calories but Campari is a liqeur rather than a liquor so a single drink is around 150 calories.
Yeah, Kelso was doing this forty years ago, anyway.
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Yeah, guess it depends on state/city quite a bit. My mom was a teacher in rural Kansas and so we have a lot of family friends that are teachers as well. Pretty much everybody I know that’s a teacher has a working spouse and some sort of side hustle during the summer. The retirement sounds pretty great unless the state decides to fuck you over.
My fiancee is sick and I’ve been feeling down so I’ll probably just chill in the house and dig into Far Cry 4 most of the weekend. Well, that and clean the place up since there’s hair everywhere. Pets, man! If I get motivated I’ll go ski a few turns Sunday and hit up the bar.
I haven’t reread the books in years, but we’ve been slowly going back through the movies on the weekends. They hold up well.
Gose is sour. Saisons are generally minorly to moderately funky from esters and phenols (and occasionally Brettanomyces yeast), but not usually sour.
This was absolutely hilarious. Thanks for a laugh this morning, Nick.
Okay, Jerry.
Mudbugs are not the thing to get snobby about.
I did my homework during class.
Between my morning shower and my post-workout shower, my skin is dry enough.
As a homebrew nerd, thank you for pointing this out, but here at PGP “craft beer” pretty much just means any beer that isn’t a top-selling lager.
Drinks and tapas tonight with my fiancee, skiing with coworkers tomorrow, brunch and early Avs game Sunday. Can’t complain.
Also, I may have bought a literal handful of questionable substances from a stranger dressed like The Big Lebowski at Halloween. I say questionable, because I literally have no idea what the fuck it was, but I did stay up for quite awhile.
Since somebody bit on the 1Up reference, I gotta tell a story. My fiancee (this was a couple years ago when we had started dating) and I went to 1Up at like 2 in the afternoon on a Sunday to see if they had her debit card she left somewhere the night before. I casually went into the men’s room to take a leak while she talked to the bartender, and I encountered a horrible stench. In the MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR, on top of a drain, there was a huge turd. Some dude walked in behind me and I shouted “IT WASN’T ME, I SWEAR!” before running out.
Drinking excessively is still fun, but unless friends are visiting, most weekends I just want to go get a nice dinner and come home, mix us some cocktails from our home bar, and watch some entertainment on the couch and chat or catch a buzz and play some video games. The allure of $7 vodka sodas out on the town is fading fast. Don’t get me wrong, though, when the weather is nice I’m all about some 3 hour patio brunch.