patricktheroadwarrior

Patrick is an Arizona State University alumnus. After graduating with a pre-med major, he traveled to universities across the US working for his college fraternity. Patrick now works for his Alma mater while he tries to determine what he wants to be when he grows up on a daily basis. His hobbies and interests include patriotism, fitness, craft beer, fine bourbon, firearms and denying accusations of being a hipster.

Member Since 07/22/2013

College = shower beer. Postgrad = shower coffee. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Telling coworkers that you’ll have drinks with them later tonight, then hoping and praying that they decide against going out.

Post Grad Problems

I spent two hours updating linkedin today, I deserve a nap.

Post Grad Problems

Crossfit’s Obnoxious Rise To Power And Why It Matters

The most stressful part of my day is deciding between answer choices while taking Buzzfeed quizzes. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Becoming incredibly good at subtly reading name tags at professional conferences. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Forgot to bring napkins while eating lunch at my desk. Used post-it notes instead. PGP.

Post Grad Problems