PasswordIsTaco 9 years ago on A Letter To College Me C’s get degrees. 25 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PasswordIsTaco 9 years ago on The Degenerate Gambler's Guide to This Week's Games: Sic 'Em Cope Wintergreen for the win. 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PasswordIsTaco 9 years ago on Just Say No To The Club Don’t you tell me what I don’t want. 19 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PasswordIsTaco 9 years ago on Lil B, Randy Travis, And Enjoying The Little Things “Randy, I am the liquor.” 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PasswordIsTaco 9 years ago on I Finally Traveled Abroad And I Wasn't Impressed Every country I go to makes me happier I’m an American. 55 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PasswordIsTaco 9 years ago on A guy named Michael Hunt just started in my company today. I'm probably going to get fired. PGP. That bastard knows what he is doing. Be careful. 14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PasswordIsTaco 9 years ago on What Your Weekend Description Says About Your Weekend “I bet your friend that actually knows how to speak to girls lined something up, but you were too hammered and out of shape to close.” Story of my life, not just this weekend. 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PasswordIsTaco 9 years ago on I'm A Dude And I'm Turning Into My Mother I wish Kendra would turn into my father and leave forever. 122 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PasswordIsTaco 9 years ago on 8 Reasons Why The West Coast Is The Best Coast That John Denver was full of shit. 5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PasswordIsTaco 9 years ago on 8 Reasons Why The West Coast Is The Best Coast The only good thing about living on the west coast is that football comes on at 10 am. Everything else exists elsewhere in the country. 6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PasswordIsTaco 9 years ago on Work Travel Is The Best I’m leaving on a business trip to Oakland today with 3 of my 4 bosses. PGP. 13 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PasswordIsTaco 9 years ago on My boss warned me that too much coffee could give me a heart attack. PGP God I hope so 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PasswordIsTaco 9 years ago on The Inner Monologue Of A Guy In The Middle Seat It’s gotten to the point where I’ll take the middle over the aisle because I can’t stand every person bumping my wide shoulders with their fat ass every time they go to take a piss. Really makes a red eye so much worse than they already are. -3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PasswordIsTaco 9 years ago on A Definitive Ranking Of The Best Weeknights To Drink It’s financially irresponsible not to drink on Taco Tuesday. You basically lose money if you don’t go out. 22 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PasswordIsTaco 9 years ago on I Suck At Owning A Car I hate everything about you. -6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PasswordIsTaco 9 years ago on A Breakdown Of Forbes' List Of The Best-Paying Jobs For Women You don’t seem to know much about anything. 46 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PasswordIsTaco 9 years ago on Check Out The Three New Investors Coming To 'Shark Tank' Thank god foursquare died. I was mayor of way too many seedy establishments due to black out check ins. 14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PasswordIsTaco 9 years ago on Computer Glitch Forces United To Ground All U.S. Flights This Morning I’m booked on a United red eye tonight. This should go well. 11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PasswordIsTaco 9 years ago on 5 Words I'm Too Old To Say (But Can't Stop Saying) Because she’s a crackhead 13 Log in to reply or vote on comments
PasswordIsTaco 9 years ago on Drunk 14-Year-Old Sparks Wedding Brawl, All Hell Breaks Loose Frig off Lahey. 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
C’s get degrees.
Cope Wintergreen for the win.
Don’t you tell me what I don’t want.
“Randy, I am the liquor.”
Every country I go to makes me happier I’m an American.
That bastard knows what he is doing. Be careful.
“I bet your friend that actually knows how to speak to girls lined something up, but you were too hammered and out of shape to close.”
Story of my life, not just this weekend.
I wish Kendra would turn into my father and leave forever.
That John Denver was full of shit.
The only good thing about living on the west coast is that football comes on at 10 am. Everything else exists elsewhere in the country.
I’m leaving on a business trip to Oakland today with 3 of my 4 bosses. PGP.
God I hope so
It’s gotten to the point where I’ll take the middle over the aisle because I can’t stand every person bumping my wide shoulders with their fat ass every time they go to take a piss. Really makes a red eye so much worse than they already are.
It’s financially irresponsible not to drink on Taco Tuesday. You basically lose money if you don’t go out.
I hate everything about you.
You don’t seem to know much about anything.
Thank god foursquare died. I was mayor of way too many seedy establishments due to black out check ins.
I’m booked on a United red eye tonight. This should go well.
Because she’s a crackhead
Frig off Lahey.