First day at work since breaking my leg and it only took 10 minutes for me to remember how much I hate it here so I’ll be throwing my resume into the void once again.
I worked at a comedy club for 2 years and bachelorette parties ruined every show they came to. Like the shows became shouting matches 100% of the time. Take your dickhats SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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I Constantly Thank God for Esteban is an underrated banger.
It’s one of the weirdest albums I’ve ever listened to and it rules.
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Stacy’s Mom isn’t even Fountains of Wayne’s best song.
Your boy almost got kicked out of an Italian restaurant last night for Ric Flair wooing after Pulisic torched Trinidad. Coming off that high today.
3rd day back at work and the apathy is skyrocketing so I’m burying myself in Excel spreadsheets and watching Unsolved Mysteries.
Cask ‘N’ Flagon is pretty dope (across the street from Fenway). Also Nived what’s the name of that bar we went to? That was also dope.
First day at work since breaking my leg and it only took 10 minutes for me to remember how much I hate it here so I’ll be throwing my resume into the void once again.
I got a walking boot yesterday so I’m going back to work next week and avoiding being in my house if that’s at all possible.
The one saving grace is if the people performing are seasoned enough the parties offer endless material. I’m sure Che was on fire that night.
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I worked at a comedy club for 2 years and bachelorette parties ruined every show they came to. Like the shows became shouting matches 100% of the time. Take your dickhats SOMEWHERE ELSE.
5 MORE DAYS UNTIL I GET THIS FUCKING CAST OFF AND I CAN RE-ENTER SOCIETY LET’S GET IT
The rec team I broke my leg playing for finished the season yesterday 0-7-1 so I’m spending the day trying (and probably failing) to roast them.
I have ten days until this cast comes off and I can go back to work and be a person so I’m probably going to day drink and eat Chinese food
HOW COULD YOU NIVED
One thing I was not told about dating older women is you have to pretend to be interested when people describe wines to you.
Can confirm. Nived has a baby face.
Literally have not stopped listening to The Menzingers since I’ve been stuck at home and I’m extending the streak this morning.
The first sentence of this is so white it’s vacationing in the Hamptons.
Hi “Working for the Weekend” came out in 81, not 91 I’M ANNOYING BYE
Set up a second date with a lady I went out with Friday. I’d write an article about it but I’m probably just gonna tell Nived about it.