I avoid happy hours because I know I would eventually get wasted and talk shit about the various ways my company limits me as a human being and get cut off/fired.
I’ve been yelled at more than once for starting my meal when other people I’m with are taking pictures of it. I got scolded FOR DOING WHAT I’M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING.
For me my number #1 rule is to bring a book. This is essentially crucial during delays as it helps pass the time. I’m also a huge nerd but I stand by it.
Debated taking Friday off but 85% of the office will be gone and we’ll get to leave by 2 or 3 anyway so it really makes no sense to waste that personal day.
Also thanks for that last paragraph. My grandpa was a Marine and my uncle was a SEAL and they always celebrated but made us remember what the holiday meant.
One I witnessed was a college friend being so trashed he was convinced a Port-a-Potty was taunting him so he decided to take a full sprint and tackle it. He got knocked flat on his ass. It was great.
I’m pretty sure my company is unique in this respect but there’s literally ONE person in HR here. The company is a shitshow and I’m confident this fact has a lot to do with it.
My girlfriend recently bought a bathtub tray so she could read and drink wine in her bathtub. I’m not sure if she’s a genius or depressed but if you spill wine in a bathtub it’s easier to clean than in a bed so I think that’s the way to go.
My cousin officiates weddings and he told me beach weddings are his favorite because he can do without ties AND socks. I’ve seen people in full suit/dresses on the beach for weddings and it feels like the sand and water would fuck their outfits up.
I’m 100% with you on being complacent at work. I changed my hours to 8-4 primarily so I wouldn’t feel as bad applying to other jobs while other people were at work with me.
To echo PGHRProblems, definitely talk to somebody. Even if it’s random Internet people like us.
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Also can companies really make happy hours mandatory?
I avoid happy hours because I know I would eventually get wasted and talk shit about the various ways my company limits me as a human being and get cut off/fired.
I’ve been yelled at more than once for starting my meal when other people I’m with are taking pictures of it. I got scolded FOR DOING WHAT I’M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING.
For me my number #1 rule is to bring a book. This is essentially crucial during delays as it helps pass the time. I’m also a huge nerd but I stand by it.
This is the first time in 11 years I won’t be lifeguarding during the summer and the busiest days were Memorial Day and Labor Day. Fucking insanity.
Debated taking Friday off but 85% of the office will be gone and we’ll get to leave by 2 or 3 anyway so it really makes no sense to waste that personal day.
Also thanks for that last paragraph. My grandpa was a Marine and my uncle was a SEAL and they always celebrated but made us remember what the holiday meant.
That’s the one where Ice-T and Matthew Gray Gubler are partners.
One I witnessed was a college friend being so trashed he was convinced a Port-a-Potty was taunting him so he decided to take a full sprint and tackle it. He got knocked flat on his ass. It was great.
Mickey Kaline was voiced by Ron Perlman which makes me like him even more.
If we’re going all-time favorite episodes nothing beats Pigeon Man. That shit was beautiful.
WHERE THE FUCK IS CURLY
I’m pretty sure my company is unique in this respect but there’s literally ONE person in HR here. The company is a shitshow and I’m confident this fact has a lot to do with it.
If drugs get legalized will we still even need drug dealers or will they prosper?
My girlfriend recently bought a bathtub tray so she could read and drink wine in her bathtub. I’m not sure if she’s a genius or depressed but if you spill wine in a bathtub it’s easier to clean than in a bed so I think that’s the way to go.
Make that free coffee from Colombia and I’m in.
My cousin officiates weddings and he told me beach weddings are his favorite because he can do without ties AND socks. I’ve seen people in full suit/dresses on the beach for weddings and it feels like the sand and water would fuck their outfits up.
I know it doesn’t technically count as wine but I’ll do my part by consuming cauldrons of sangria this summer.
“Don’t break up with someone unless you’ve got someone else in mind.”
Cut to me throwing my resume into the void so I can quit this bullshit (like the 14 other people who’ve done the same in THE YEAR I’ve been here)
That guy probably fainted because you took his breath away.
I’ll see myself out.
Did you take a “heroic dose” because it definitely sounds like you did.
I’m 100% with you on being complacent at work. I changed my hours to 8-4 primarily so I wouldn’t feel as bad applying to other jobs while other people were at work with me.
To echo PGHRProblems, definitely talk to somebody. Even if it’s random Internet people like us.