My senior year of college our spring concert was Nelly and Third Eye Blind. All throughout college we were told acts “were intended to represent Jesuit values” and nothing screams Jesuit values more than a guy singing about getting naked in public with strangers and a band famous for a song about meth.
A lot of online apps I’ve been filling out have asked “if you had theme music every time you entered a room what would it be?” and I quickly found out “Sexy and I Know It” was a bad choice.
One guy asked me what my favorite Disney movie was and with no hesitation I went with “The Lion King.” Then the dude told me once a girl went “I hate Disney movies” and they ended the interview.
Mine is Sean Bean.
Sean Bean got stabbed at a party once and instead of going to the hospital he ordered more drinks. He was out with a former Playboy Playmate. That is a man I want to drink with.
Hi fellow soccer person!
Deandre Yedlin could also be a contender but Brazil definitely got jobbed. They played like shit but nobody deserves to lose like that.
You get quality games in the morning with EPL/Bundesliga to tide you through your pain and by the time you feel like drinking again the MLS games are on and those are DEFINITELY helped by booze. Perfect.
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My senior year of college our spring concert was Nelly and Third Eye Blind. All throughout college we were told acts “were intended to represent Jesuit values” and nothing screams Jesuit values more than a guy singing about getting naked in public with strangers and a band famous for a song about meth.
A lot of online apps I’ve been filling out have asked “if you had theme music every time you entered a room what would it be?” and I quickly found out “Sexy and I Know It” was a bad choice.
One guy asked me what my favorite Disney movie was and with no hesitation I went with “The Lion King.” Then the dude told me once a girl went “I hate Disney movies” and they ended the interview.
Well enjoy your scoliosis then!
That’s why you always gotta stretch before the DJ starts getting into it.
I feel like he’d wind up improvising over reciting his own written lines anyway.
They desperately need a stadium. The pitch is far too narrow. Just like my girlfriend’s political views amirite!
There’s a guy I work with who goes out to lunch every day between 230-3. But he also takes like 4 smoke breaks. I have no idea what anybody does here.
Plus the dude definitely has stories about Dinklage, Wood, Damon, Bale, etc.
Mine is Sean Bean.
Sean Bean got stabbed at a party once and instead of going to the hospital he ordered more drinks. He was out with a former Playboy Playmate. That is a man I want to drink with.
There are coloring books for every candidate and I don’t understand why.
Solid contribution.
Hi fellow soccer person!
Deandre Yedlin could also be a contender but Brazil definitely got jobbed. They played like shit but nobody deserves to lose like that.
A shower beer after a long workday is a goddamn national treasure.
The lack of Bad Religion and N.W.A invalidates this whole thing.
Also can’t wait for the meta “Why We Posted The Dog Column” column later on.
Y’all need to follow Nived’s Twitter. It’s the shit.
Lebron’s Nike deal is reportedly over ONE BILLION dollars so this doesn’t even hit all his earnings. Jesus.
Read this just as the guy across from me keeps shit-talking his ex-girlfriend to the administrative assistant.
Spot.
On.
You get quality games in the morning with EPL/Bundesliga to tide you through your pain and by the time you feel like drinking again the MLS games are on and those are DEFINITELY helped by booze. Perfect.