If you haven’t yet watch Near Dark and Frailty.
Near Dark is a vampire Western (stay with me) that’s amazing and Frailty is batshit crazy in the best way.
NO ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MAKES DOUGH LIKE GASTON
IN THE KNOW LIKE GASTON
DOES KEANU REEVES MATRIX-LIKE WHOAS LIKE GASTON
HE’S ESPECIALLY GOOD AT QUOTING THE OFFICE
Does Gottfried mail it in the rest of the season or is he essentially auditioning for future jobs? Part of me would just start walk-ons and not give a shit to be honest.
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The system we use to do work is down for a whole week so I had two Cuban coffees and I’m probably gonna watch The Wire all day
If you haven’t yet watch Near Dark and Frailty.
Near Dark is a vampire Western (stay with me) that’s amazing and Frailty is batshit crazy in the best way.
You should see the Manchester by the Sea engagement pics.
OH MY GOD DON’T DO THIS
I GOT IN EARLY AND MY WORK BFF CARL ROLLED THROUGH WITH A FUCKING SLEEVE OF GIRL SCOUT COOKIES HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY
NO ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MAKES DOUGH LIKE GASTON
IN THE KNOW LIKE GASTON
DOES KEANU REEVES MATRIX-LIKE WHOAS LIKE GASTON
HE’S ESPECIALLY GOOD AT QUOTING THE OFFICE
MY WHAT A GUY THAT GASTON
HE’S ESPECIALLY GOOD AT TRICKY VLOOKUPS
MY WHAT A GUY THAT GASTON
That paragraph got worse with each sentence good God.
She chugged several glasses of Prosecco to power through.
My mom went to a wedding where the maid of honor’s speech included a 45 minute picture slideshow and she almost went home.
SEEING RUN THE JEWELS THIS SUNDAY SO THE WHOLE WEEK WILL BE A CAFFEINATED LEAD-IN TO THAT LET’S GET IT.
You should do MLS Fantasy. Unlimited transfers every week!
Does Gottfried mail it in the rest of the season or is he essentially auditioning for future jobs? Part of me would just start walk-ons and not give a shit to be honest.
Emo Night is tonight so I’m avoiding work and listening to The Used and Brand New on repeat because I’m a child.
I think it’s one of Keaton’s best movies. Needed more Cardellini though.
LANGUAGE WAS INVENTED FOR ONE PURPOSE…TO WOO WOMEN LET’S GET IT LET’S BE ORNATE AS FUCK TODAY
People have been talking about politics so much here that I actually have been doing my job more. Monsters.
Yo…this version of Nived owns.
Where else in Europe are you going?
YOU SACK OF WINE.
I’M GONNA BLAST CHANCE THE RAPPER ALL MORNING WHILE APPLYING FOR JOBS HELL YEAH.