Sublime’s music is great for beach bumming. So is Reggae. They aren’t even close the same type of music, but they are listened to in the same situations. Hence why slow people confuse them.
Your house may have poor insulation. But I’d rather have steam-room levels of heat and humidity for 6 months straight then go through a winter like the one that just ended.
Thankfully I found out my crazy chick was crazy before we had sex. She was cheating on her fiancee with close to 10 guys, and pretended to be newly diagnosed with cancer to try and guilt trip people into being with her. Her fiancee was busy defending our freedom in Afghanistan. So I found his number, called and told him, then blocked all forms of communication between me and her. She was too blindsided to strike back.
Roll Tide
Suing $728,000 for putting piss in a coffee pot? He didn’t freaking rape your wife, dude. It’s a prank. Grow a pair
I’ll bet it’s her standard currency, though.
I’ll keep driving my f-150. You guys have fun on your mobile dice cubes.
Maybe you should watch Comedy Central every once in awhile. Or, you know, look at the cover photo of this article
It definitely doesn’t work on this site
I don’t get it
After Pearl Harbor, I can’t take Ben Affleck seriously. It was the I Am Sam of action movies.
At least bring him back for the softball game.
Sublime’s music is great for beach bumming. So is Reggae. They aren’t even close the same type of music, but they are listened to in the same situations. Hence why slow people confuse them.
If someone did that with my beer, you better believe I’m smacking the bottom of that beer to launch that shit into their face.
Fine. I’m calling dibs on Jess Greenberg, then.
Your house may have poor insulation. But I’d rather have steam-room levels of heat and humidity for 6 months straight then go through a winter like the one that just ended.
You must be a different breed of stupid if you think that supporting gay marriage makes you a liberal. It makes you normal.
You should check the Twitter page of the girl that US Airways sent that photo to. She complains so much, that it’s actually really entertaining
Haha, “seed”
Thankfully I found out my crazy chick was crazy before we had sex. She was cheating on her fiancee with close to 10 guys, and pretended to be newly diagnosed with cancer to try and guilt trip people into being with her. Her fiancee was busy defending our freedom in Afghanistan. So I found his number, called and told him, then blocked all forms of communication between me and her. She was too blindsided to strike back.
Val Kilmer in Tombstone is possibly one of the most underrated performances of the 90’s.
This is more on the lines of how to be the most hated girlfriend ever.
Tom Cruise regained my favor after his role as Less Grossman and the movie Knight and Day. Great stuff