My dad got us 2nd row tickets to Darius Rucker tonight. Been jamming to Hootie and the Blowfish all day. Get drunk with your parents, it can be a ton of fun.
Since I will be hungover from tonight’s galavanting; I will start tomorrow morning off with a Bloody Mary. Then I will saunter over the the pool, drink a bunch of beer, listen to music, and try to get a tan. Sunday I will hide from sunlight and loud noises.
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My dad got us 2nd row tickets to Darius Rucker tonight. Been jamming to Hootie and the Blowfish all day. Get drunk with your parents, it can be a ton of fun.
I donated what I could. Would we be able to get a PGP cancer benefit, or a 5k going? Fuck cancer and all of these other evil afflictions.
Setting up the weapons rack my boss gave me as a bonus for working in Spain. Then I will drink beer by the pool all weekend.
Packing my bags for my upcoming business trip to Spain. Drinking heavily at the St. Patrick’s Day Parade tomorrow morning. I hate working in Spain.
Unexpectedly received a raise today. So I’m going to drink a bunch of beer and order a pizza. Never stop grinding.
Running in a 5k tomorrow morning to help raise funds for brain cancer research. Afterwards I will get drunk.
Meeting up with a Bumble date for crawfish. Fingers crossed this goes well.
Leftover crawfish, corn, potatoes, sausage and mushrooms from the boil this weekend. I love crawfish season.
Going back to the hometown to boil crawfish with my dad, take the dogs on the pontoon boat, and drink with my friends.
Refuse to get Instagram. I will never know this struggle.
My grandmother’s open heart surgery was a success! I’m hitting the bars tonight and a Mardi Gras parade tomorrow
Subway in the lobby of the hospital. Grandmother is having open heart surgery on Friday.
Since I will be hungover from tonight’s galavanting; I will start tomorrow morning off with a Bloody Mary. Then I will saunter over the the pool, drink a bunch of beer, listen to music, and try to get a tan. Sunday I will hide from sunlight and loud noises.
When I go on business trips with my boss, he takes my business and personal phones and swipes like crazy on Bumble and Tinder.