living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
i can appreciate women with obvious father issues like this one and have no prob being the male source of validation she seems to require based on her submitted content….so to sum it up I’m just a romantic @HappyAndHomeless
You’re kinda hot but also by the content you put out i’d probably find you incredibly annoying so i’m conflicted….sorry PGP has room for only one basic content provider and that’s the @RecruimentChair.
Why would you feel guilty leaving? As soon as 6 rolls around and i’m done and none of the other group members need me for anything i chuck the the investment manager the deuce grab my bag and i’m out the door only to head to my apartment to sit in the dark eating kettle pop corn and drink scotch until i pass out in my power recliner.
I look forward to looking at their first 10Q, 10k, and proxy statements. i can taste all that unrealized losses and otti in the air after the share prices get slaughtered after their first quarter conference call.
Hadn’t planned on it unless you plan on signing me up for one of those fitness competition deFries’ girl signed him up for otherwise hit the snooze button for another hour.
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the difference between a woman being a bitch ass boss or being a boss ass bitch. Shes the second one.
still have yet to meet a woman who likes scotch..i think when i do i’d probably pull a ted mosby and tell her i love her on the first date.
I see my compliment i paid you is already paying dividends and this is not a list article. GG
i can appreciate women with obvious father issues like this one and have no prob being the male source of validation she seems to require based on her submitted content….so to sum it up I’m just a romantic @HappyAndHomeless
You’re kinda hot but also by the content you put out i’d probably find you incredibly annoying so i’m conflicted….sorry PGP has room for only one basic content provider and that’s the @RecruimentChair.
Well at least you got your girl on lock down so shes stuck on this ride with you. so glass half full.
i tried that excuse with HR once and they didnt appreciate it.
Why would you feel guilty leaving? As soon as 6 rolls around and i’m done and none of the other group members need me for anything i chuck the the investment manager the deuce grab my bag and i’m out the door only to head to my apartment to sit in the dark eating kettle pop corn and drink scotch until i pass out in my power recliner.
Shes from the Blurred Lines video by Robin Thicke. That’s the only thing other that her being a model i can think of.
I look forward to looking at their first 10Q, 10k, and proxy statements. i can taste all that unrealized losses and otti in the air after the share prices get slaughtered after their first quarter conference call.
and their christmas parties are dope….we have a freakin christmas lunch that we have to attend or else it cost us a half day of pto..
I’m sure i’ll pull a Duda and mess it up but until then you know your boy is gonna be swinging for the fences.
But yall do get those half day Fridays or twice a month 3 day weekends.. Oil and Gas Fridays make me jealous
I approve cause of accounting and that you snuffed HR…fuck those guys.
Can verify the Cuero bridge is good for drinking under…..dark times.the times of “Night OkayestAccountant”.
But solid piece and good job bringing the fire and low-key shade
Just say the when we’ll go grab some tacos and beer.
Hadn’t planned on it unless you plan on signing me up for one of those fitness competition deFries’ girl signed him up for otherwise hit the snooze button for another hour.
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So your not for turning the other cheek?
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