Counting down the days until my coworker nemesis goes on maternity leave. PGP.

The sense of relief you feel when a second tier friend cancels plans. PGP.

Dated a co-worker. Now I have to walk the long way to the printer and break room. PGP.

Slowly, but surely, I am becoming my mother. PGP.

I think Caitlyn Jenner might be more attractive than me. PGP.

Just cracked open a tall boy…..of Arizona Iced Tea. PGP.

No one that has an office shows up here on Fridays. Only people in windowless cubes. PGP.

Still holding out hope that I’m a late bloomer. PGP.

I always think tomorrow is the day I’ll start giving a shit. Tomorrow never comes. PGP.

The high I get when going rogue with my to-do list. PGP.