A girl at a bar told me that “accounting is sooo boring.” And walked away from me after she asked what I do for a living. PGP.

If a coworker brings me a gift, am I obligated to get them a gift? PGP.

I want to get a more adult haircut, but I don’t know how. PGP.

Living in constant fear that your boss will find out that you are just making it up as you go. PGP.

Quit my job for a better one. Got a severance package. PGPowermove.

Accidentally referred to myself as an alcoholic instead of a workaholic in a phone interview. At least I told the truth. PGP.

Choosing the middle stall for my morning dump. PGPM

I’m much better at professional relationships than I am at regular relationships. PGP.

Everything in your cart being “personal” size, except the “family size” pack of cookies. PGP.