WTF… what kind of women are you using these ‘fool proof’ tactics on? haha. If some drunk guy at a bar compliments me and then offers me chipotle and/or froyo DAMN RIGHT I am going to let that poor SOB buy me my drunk food! But by no means does that make me want to go home with him. More than likely my thought process is “Hey if he is dumb enough to think that he can buy me for the night with a burrito well I will let him spend his hard earned cash. Then as I jump in my own cab he will have the reminder that he is in fact a shmuck and I am a human being. Buying me food doesn’t guarantee you sex. I will let you have sex with me if I want to. Not because of food or feeling like I ‘owe’ you.”
And honestly if I am drunk looking for a hookup I don’t want to hear all the BS about how great your job is. If I have a one night stand I don’t want to see you again or imagine a future with you. You were some drunk guy I picked up at the bar because you were an easy target and I won’t have to think about you again. Oh and you probably felt like you had to buy me a burrito first… 2 birds, one stone.
For the most part this is dead on. Loved the last one. And loved the nods to dudes who drink light beer (or worse no beer at all) Come on! If my beer is darker than yours this isn’t going to work out.
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WTF… what kind of women are you using these ‘fool proof’ tactics on? haha. If some drunk guy at a bar compliments me and then offers me chipotle and/or froyo DAMN RIGHT I am going to let that poor SOB buy me my drunk food! But by no means does that make me want to go home with him. More than likely my thought process is “Hey if he is dumb enough to think that he can buy me for the night with a burrito well I will let him spend his hard earned cash. Then as I jump in my own cab he will have the reminder that he is in fact a shmuck and I am a human being. Buying me food doesn’t guarantee you sex. I will let you have sex with me if I want to. Not because of food or feeling like I ‘owe’ you.”
And honestly if I am drunk looking for a hookup I don’t want to hear all the BS about how great your job is. If I have a one night stand I don’t want to see you again or imagine a future with you. You were some drunk guy I picked up at the bar because you were an easy target and I won’t have to think about you again. Oh and you probably felt like you had to buy me a burrito first… 2 birds, one stone.
For the most part this is dead on. Loved the last one. And loved the nods to dudes who drink light beer (or worse no beer at all) Come on! If my beer is darker than yours this isn’t going to work out.