Going back to school to become a teacher cause this cubical life is not for me.

Everyday I live with regret for including my cell number in my email signature. PGP

Please go to voicemail. PGP.

“Yeah, just send me an email to remind me.” PGP.

“How in the Hell is everybody able to afford all of these trips?” PGP.

Stay-cations because you’re poor. PGP.

“I can already tell this is going to be another 60 hour week.” PGP.

Fuck it, I didn’t really like my hairline anyway. PGP.

Throwing away a completely sealed and wilted bag of salad mix. PGP.