Aspiring to be casually rich and office hot, while plugging away at an entry level job that promises a pension and good benefits because #compromise and idk maybe I’ll make enough to buy a fancy Japanese toilet.
I have a tendency to run away and/or move to foreign countries when life gets "too real" or I'm feeling restless. This has resulted in me being both single af and struggling to buy a studio apartment where my bed folds into a wall.
Champagne taste, sparkling water budget; so my 5 year plan is to marry money -and then ride out the alimony payments once he realizes what a nightmare I am.
Right? I was just thinking how weird that shit is. I also keep a toothbrush at work (extended shifts/emergency’s) it’s not a daily work routine but nothing wrong with ducking into a lesser used washroom and taking care of your dental health.
But you can feel superior in that everyone’s struggling through their day and you’ve already put in a full days and are having a leisurely workout in a likely empty gym (sans trophy wives and senior citizens) without having to wait for the equipment you want. So there’s that.
I fucking love the superior feeling of a morning workout and casually brining it up to coworkers as they complain in the lunch room. That said today I was supposed to go cause I haven’t in a few days due and absolutely didn’t and I feel like a useless bag of shit.
Also Carrie is 100% the worst part of SATC and just an annoying character.
Used to have a job years ago that involved travel with a team, everyone’s favourite place was subway, and that bread-like odour still haunts me to this day. Haven’t stepped into one since.
I’ll admit brunch is getting a bit ridiculous and I’m not gonna pay $20 for a fucking avocado toast that I can make at home for $3 but you’ll have to pry eggs benny and chicken & waffles outta my cold dead hands; and since I’m useless in the kitchen I’m heading out to my local hipster diner for this shit.
I just want him to see Claire, realize how awful his life is in contrast and end this nonsense. Claire’s a smart girl and obviously too good for him so she’ll let him down gently and ride off into the sunset. Ideally with Sperry.
The word “Derby’ is dropped, I smirk so much I crack my face mask and then legit fist pump (I’m obviously at home and not working). Face mask is basically destroyed by the mention of Columbia. And then that little nugget at the end with the yoga retreat… Damnit DeFries this is possibly your best ever. Fucking gold.
In Canada servers get minimum wage ($10-$12/hour) plus tips (generally 15-20%). And it doesn’t deter business. We don’t get crazy $1 drink specials from giant chain restaurants but I’d say people go out just as much when compared to the US. And service is the same. If you’re working at a decent place (and especially if you’re hot) servers typically make more than most office jobs pay.
I mean I get it, the super religious are ducked up, I was raised in a church and went to bible camps in the summer as a child but this is still fucking crazy.
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Right? I was just thinking how weird that shit is. I also keep a toothbrush at work (extended shifts/emergency’s) it’s not a daily work routine but nothing wrong with ducking into a lesser used washroom and taking care of your dental health.
Spotify playlist would legit be my plan A
But you can feel superior in that everyone’s struggling through their day and you’ve already put in a full days and are having a leisurely workout in a likely empty gym (sans trophy wives and senior citizens) without having to wait for the equipment you want. So there’s that.
..for a snack that comes with snacks
I fucking love the superior feeling of a morning workout and casually brining it up to coworkers as they complain in the lunch room. That said today I was supposed to go cause I haven’t in a few days due and absolutely didn’t and I feel like a useless bag of shit.
Also Carrie is 100% the worst part of SATC and just an annoying character.
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Used to have a job years ago that involved travel with a team, everyone’s favourite place was subway, and that bread-like odour still haunts me to this day. Haven’t stepped into one since.
Exactly. How much time are you all spending pooping? Unless I’ve got an upset stomach this is generally a 90 second ordeal at most.
I’ll admit brunch is getting a bit ridiculous and I’m not gonna pay $20 for a fucking avocado toast that I can make at home for $3 but you’ll have to pry eggs benny and chicken & waffles outta my cold dead hands; and since I’m useless in the kitchen I’m heading out to my local hipster diner for this shit.
Air mattresses, being insufferable and women’s blouses.
I say this with love, I’m for sure way more insufferable than Duda tbh
I just want him to see Claire, realize how awful his life is in contrast and end this nonsense. Claire’s a smart girl and obviously too good for him so she’ll let him down gently and ride off into the sunset. Ideally with Sperry.
The word “Derby’ is dropped, I smirk so much I crack my face mask and then legit fist pump (I’m obviously at home and not working). Face mask is basically destroyed by the mention of Columbia. And then that little nugget at the end with the yoga retreat… Damnit DeFries this is possibly your best ever. Fucking gold.
In Canada servers get minimum wage ($10-$12/hour) plus tips (generally 15-20%). And it doesn’t deter business. We don’t get crazy $1 drink specials from giant chain restaurants but I’d say people go out just as much when compared to the US. And service is the same. If you’re working at a decent place (and especially if you’re hot) servers typically make more than most office jobs pay.
Hey, let’s not downvote honesty people. Some people want kids, some don’t.
I’d assume so. Mini fridge in the room postgrad just seems like the wrong move.
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I think I love you.
To be completely fair to girl I doubt I could go more than a week without Instagram. She’s still awful obviously.
Plus everyone in Barcelona is ridiculously good looking and the Spanish know how to flirt. Definitely lock it down before she goes there.
I mean I get it, the super religious are ducked up, I was raised in a church and went to bible camps in the summer as a child but this is still fucking crazy.