Aspiring to be casually rich and office hot, while plugging away at an entry level job that promises a pension and good benefits because #compromise and idk maybe I’ll make enough to buy a fancy Japanese toilet.
I have a tendency to run away and/or move to foreign countries when life gets "too real" or I'm feeling restless. This has resulted in me being both single af and struggling to buy a studio apartment where my bed folds into a wall.
Champagne taste, sparkling water budget; so my 5 year plan is to marry money -and then ride out the alimony payments once he realizes what a nightmare I am.
Native of British Columbia (aka the birthplace of Lululemon, where it’s basically the most patriotic thing we can do is dress in our athleasure wear) and my fat ass has been wearing yoga pants in and out -and emphasis on the out- of the gym on a continual basis for well over a decade and will continue this because it’s comfortable af and tbh the magic of lulon fabric will make you appealing no matter what. I’d argue athleasure wear IS if anything more feminist than jeans and a shirt because I’m clearly first and formost dressing for myself here.
K I get what she’s saying, obviously there are people who have it worse but tf is wrong with voicing your concerns and anxiety? Even if it is on an Instagram caption of brunch? We’re not sitting there cutting off a single mom who’s struggling to pay for her kids food and is a returning soldier or something with “yea I get what you’re saying Susan, but like, I feel like I’m my own way cubicle-life and dealing with the stress of maybe not amounting to the goals I made when I was younger is equal to your issues with PTSD and your economic status of constantly hovering the poverty line”.
Privilege is a real thing that yea we should be aware about it so we’re not complete racist assholes but this BS overuse ( or actually misuse) of the term privilege is fucking over dramatic, unnecessary and driving people further away from her point.
Know what’s worse than “privileged” post grads whining about their Scaries Melissa? You, who’s probably privileged enough to not have Scaries, whining about people with slightly less privilege than you who whining about their Sunday Scaries.
“She seems to be a responsible pet owner” to the only ties left to her family on this half of the country…
I mean fuck this guy, am I right? And as someone who’s had to live in condos with geriatric retired neighbours fuck basically anyone who complains to council.
Stayed at a spa/resort that had this, beyond douchy but tbh absolutely something I’d do if I won the lottery, floating while tipsy on wine while listening to underwater Enya was pretty fucking amazing.
Ugh she reminds me of my old roommate who’s on her 3rd degree (extra ugh) and “doesn’t watch TV” but spends all her time streaming old episodes of The Big Bang Theory, which doesn’t count because “it’s not on a TV, it’s on her MacBook”..
Big. Bang. Theory. Not even something decent
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But to answer your question: no.
It at least *looks* like the good kind in yoga pants, and that to me, is all that matters.
My takeaway is that I basically wanna hang out with your family.
Totally into what you’re saying here, great fucking advice.
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take -Wane Gretzky” -Michael Scott
Native of British Columbia (aka the birthplace of Lululemon, where it’s basically the most patriotic thing we can do is dress in our athleasure wear) and my fat ass has been wearing yoga pants in and out -and emphasis on the out- of the gym on a continual basis for well over a decade and will continue this because it’s comfortable af and tbh the magic of lulon fabric will make you appealing no matter what. I’d argue athleasure wear IS if anything more feminist than jeans and a shirt because I’m clearly first and formost dressing for myself here.
Lol old people are adorable
Samezies
You win
Is your boss Louis from Suits??
K I get what she’s saying, obviously there are people who have it worse but tf is wrong with voicing your concerns and anxiety? Even if it is on an Instagram caption of brunch? We’re not sitting there cutting off a single mom who’s struggling to pay for her kids food and is a returning soldier or something with “yea I get what you’re saying Susan, but like, I feel like I’m my own way cubicle-life and dealing with the stress of maybe not amounting to the goals I made when I was younger is equal to your issues with PTSD and your economic status of constantly hovering the poverty line”.
Privilege is a real thing that yea we should be aware about it so we’re not complete racist assholes but this BS overuse ( or actually misuse) of the term privilege is fucking over dramatic, unnecessary and driving people further away from her point.
Know what’s worse than “privileged” post grads whining about their Scaries Melissa? You, who’s probably privileged enough to not have Scaries, whining about people with slightly less privilege than you who whining about their Sunday Scaries.
She’s terrible enough to do this but too spoiled to actually do this. “Ugh, being homeless on purpose is for poors”.
What’s the over/under he’s probably just salty that he hit on her and she turned him down??
“She seems to be a responsible pet owner” to the only ties left to her family on this half of the country…
I mean fuck this guy, am I right? And as someone who’s had to live in condos with geriatric retired neighbours fuck basically anyone who complains to council.
Stayed at a spa/resort that had this, beyond douchy but tbh absolutely something I’d do if I won the lottery, floating while tipsy on wine while listening to underwater Enya was pretty fucking amazing.
Ugh she reminds me of my old roommate who’s on her 3rd degree (extra ugh) and “doesn’t watch TV” but spends all her time streaming old episodes of The Big Bang Theory, which doesn’t count because “it’s not on a TV, it’s on her MacBook”..
Big. Bang. Theory. Not even something decent
Bar of soap > diseased Petri dish of grossness that is the shower-poof.
IM fucking turning 30. PGP.
At this point I’m not even surprised she cares about Bart Bass’s funeral.
She sounds lovely.
No. It didn’t.
To be fair this does make the movie better. Didn’t watch directors cut (obviously) but kinda wish that’s the one I would’ve seen instead.