Having to learn from Forbes Magazine that my undergraduate degree is useless. PGP.

I really need to get started on my taxes. PGP

Some college kids at a bar refereed to me “Blue” last night. PGP

My work phone is a BlackBerry. PGP.

I eat lunch in my car just to be by myself for a few minutes. PGP.

If another co-worker says “Hump Day” one more time, I’m just gonna lose it

People assume I’m an IT guy just because I’m the youngest one here. PGP.

Ran into my ex at a mutual friend’s wedding, her new boyfriend is a really cool guy. PGP.

Maybe I should go back to school for a master’s. PGP

My parents strongly suggested that I try online dating.