Have been in the same situation before and words are never enough. She’s gonna want tangible proof that you know you fucked up and really want to fix things. But this is definitely salvageable
Friends suggested this line of thinking, followed it for a year after my last breakup, met no one. Was then scolded by said friends for “not trying hard enough”. The over-opinionated battle rages on
Casually suggested this to my mother, who proceeded to go on a tirade about how ungrateful of a person I am and hasn’t spoken to me in a week. Christmas promises to be a thriller this year
Open Snapchat, scroll, close. Open Instagram, scroll, close. Rinse and repeat until you hate all your friends and their exotic lives while you’re in bed by 9
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I was also chucked from a bar twice on Friday night, where’s my billion dollar HBO franchise and hot Scottish princess?
Don’t count Big Dick Nick out just yet!
One headphone in and one out. A gamechanging experience in NYC
This year I held the distinction of being the only single person in the 18 member generation of our family. It did not go unnoticed.
Have been in the same situation before and words are never enough. She’s gonna want tangible proof that you know you fucked up and really want to fix things. But this is definitely salvageable
Friends suggested this line of thinking, followed it for a year after my last breakup, met no one. Was then scolded by said friends for “not trying hard enough”. The over-opinionated battle rages on
Had myself a minor PTSD attack reading this
Will attempt to survive NYC Santacon. Binge drinking in a costume generally doesn’t end well
Casually suggested this to my mother, who proceeded to go on a tirade about how ungrateful of a person I am and hasn’t spoken to me in a week. Christmas promises to be a thriller this year
Read receipts will inevitably fuck up your day. Need to leave yours on, fight fire with fire
Open Snapchat, scroll, close. Open Instagram, scroll, close. Rinse and repeat until you hate all your friends and their exotic lives while you’re in bed by 9